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Everything is relative (lemmy.world)
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[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 154 points 2 years ago

And now to scale:

[-] ThePantser@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago

Damn his junk is at eye level while standing.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago

I have a very short friend who is into very tall (by my standards, anyway) men.

This thought occurs to me every time she introduces me to or shows me a picture of her newest love interest.

[-] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

This is exactly what I wanted to see thank you

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Amazing work, lol

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[-] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 86 points 2 years ago
  • Kevin Hart -> 5’2” / 158 cm
  • The Rock -> 6’4” / 193 cm
  • Shaq -> 7’1” / 216 cm
  • Yao Ming -> 7’6” / 229 cm

Shame that Voyager doesn’t appear to have a way to input a clean table in a comment.

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

No markdown tables? :(

Let me test

Col1 Col2
val1 val2

Edit: It works but the text and background are both black??

[-] Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
NAME HEIGHT (ft) HEIGHT (cm)
Kevin Hart 5’2” 158 cm
The Rock 6’4” 193 cm
Shaq 7’1” 216 cm
Yao Ming 7’6” 229 cm

How’d I do? L

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[-] btr_fan87@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

It's displays correctly for me in Boost.

[-] burgersc12@mander.xyz 5 points 2 years ago

Connect and any half decent app as well

[-] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

Where do I find a version of half decent, and how do they compare?

[-] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Compared to the others, I'd say it's half decent

[-] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Text is white for me (voyager beta 443 and 445)

[-] Statick@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago

Looks fine on Jerboa

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[-] fandango@lemmy.today 5 points 2 years ago

Always reminded of this hilarious clip whenever the heights of Kevin Hart and The Rock are mentioned:

https://youtu.be/gYic1W-1ybE?t=453

[-] MonkeyTown@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Hmm..

Well now I know exactly how I compare to all of these men in a very literal sort of way, since I’m apparently the exact same height as Kevin Hart. Tho I am a bit surprised that the first person I dated is the same height as the rock. He looks a lot bigger.

So that’s fun! Thanks for providing that info :)

[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 49 points 2 years ago

I knew Ming was a big guy, but not that big wow. Dude towers over Shaq.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

I saw him in person once when I worked in a mall. Poor guy has to duck to avoid ceiling fixtures.

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[-] glimse@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

I also didn't realize the height difference. I knew Ming was taller but I didn't think it was by THAT much.

[-] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 21 points 2 years ago

well, no, at some point, there is no bigger fish, you've found the biggest fish, you are the biggest fish, congratulations, all the other fish are ashamed

[-] Kyrrrr@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 2 years ago

Eventually the fish would be so large it would collapse into a singularity, arguably being fish no longer

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Falling down an MC Escher stairway and passing a portrait of Kevin Hart towering over Yao Ming.

[-] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 19 points 2 years ago

I love how everyone involved looks positively delighted to stand with a taller person, except for Kevin Hart.

[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 years ago

Here's an older pic with Shaq and Hart, he seems delighted

[-] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 years ago

I mean it's probably Shaq, but there's no way to know for sure...

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

It's like a father and his 8 year old son.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

We're all very proud of you Kevin

[-] __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

I hope Shaq has a matching picture of his smiling face and an arm around someone but we can only see the top of his head

[-] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 years ago

For the others, it doesn't happen that often, so it's interesting when it does.

For Kevin Hart, it's just his reality.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Kevin Hart and Dwayne the Johnson always play this bit in front of the camera and pretend that they don’t like each other.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

Dwayne the Johnson

I'd really rather not think about Dwayne's johnson.

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[-] senorblackbean@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Ok but why did they leave Godzilla off the last panel?

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[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

So Hart could blow Ming without braking a perfect posture.

[-] FurtiveFugitive@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago

By my very scientific calculations... Almost.

https://imgur.com/a/R00oqC4

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[-] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 8 points 2 years ago

None as tall as Grant

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

I only recognize Dwayne, who are the others?

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Kevin Hart, Shaq, and Yao Ming

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

There has to be at least one person shorter than Kevin Hart

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

DeVito

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago

Shaq flicking Vs like a filthy Gallagher.

[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

That's not a fish

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Starting at Kevin Hart feels like cheating.

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