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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 154 points 6 days ago (2 children)

"Landlords deserve tons of money for no effort because they take on the risks of homeownership"

Landlords when that risk manifests:

[–] frezik@midwest.social 7 points 4 days ago

Which is hilarious before we even get to that step. Real estate is one thing where, to make money, you don't need to be intelligent or a risk taker or even have a lot of up front capital. You mostly need to have flexible ethics and the rest will work out.

[–] ech@lemm.ee 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Not that it stops this guy from being a pos idiot, but he did say "any amount". Your critique would fit if he were complaining about local FD "not doing their job" or something.

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 52 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The point of the post is that he claimed he doesn't pay taxes for services that, if they were more robust, could have prevented this desperate, hilarious tweet.

[–] ech@lemm.ee 29 points 5 days ago

He (incorrectly) thinks he can buy his way out of it when it matters. And I have no sympathy for him, fwiw. If it was just his house burning, I'd bring popcorn.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 122 points 5 days ago (1 children)

will pay any amount

No, he won't. He will promise any amount and pay half of that to a lawyer to weasel out with some bullshit legalese.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 23 points 5 days ago

Obviously in true ancap fashion, he'll need to put the agreed payment in multisig escrow up front. Only an outlaw would refuse!

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 132 points 6 days ago (2 children)

We laugh, but his follow up will be "see! You all paid taxes and your houses still burned down! Proof that the socialist experiment failed!"

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 31 points 5 days ago

And they didn’t tax the fossil fuel industry that can shoulder a lot of the responsibility for this. In fact, they heavily subsidised it.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

And my follow up will be: I could not care less about what this person thinks.

Oh I am all about 1%'er schadenfreude

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 34 points 5 days ago (2 children)

This is how Crassus got rich. When a house burned, he'd show up with his firefighters, and then buy the house for an insultingly low price, because, well, the house was on fire. Then his firefighters would put the fire out.

[–] WastingCommentSpace@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I dont remember that in morrowind.

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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 85 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Any amount, you say?

Even more than what it would cost in taxes?

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 40 points 6 days ago

Free market, baby! The goal is to make things cost everything that someone has. Bankruptcy for everyone!

[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 days ago

Call Crassus!

[–] mothar@lemmings.world 59 points 5 days ago

Kinda ironic that the dude is called Wassermann which literally translates to waterman in german.

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 52 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ironic that his name is "water man"

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[–] banghida@lemm.ee 56 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I wonder if it is even real.

[–] TrendigOsthyvel@lemmy.world 44 points 6 days ago

Multiple sources claim so.

Would not be surprising and hilarious if true.

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[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago (2 children)

And, insurance companies cancelled fire coverage before the fire.

[–] Bohurt@lemm.ee 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Lol is it really possible to withdraw from something like that? What's the point of having an insurance then?

[–] Isthisreddit@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You must be young or something to not know how utterly fucked up insurance companies are. Please let everyone you know know

[–] Bohurt@lemm.ee 3 points 4 days ago

I believe it's just US thing, I literally never happened to hear that they cancel something that they pledged to secure, not wanting to accept certain claim - that happens regularly but not saying outright to cancel important part of the deal

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago

How close before? Hours? Wouldn't surprise me

[–] supermurs@lemm.ee 43 points 6 days ago (13 children)

I didn't know private firefighters are even a thing.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 6 days ago (1 children)

In the land of the free, the goal is to privatize everything.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 24 points 6 days ago

Land of the ~~free~~ fee

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 41 points 6 days ago (7 children)

That is one of the ways Marcus Crassus got rich in Rome.

The first ever Roman fire brigade was created by Crassus. Fires were almost a daily occurrence in Rome, and Crassus took advantage of the fact that Rome had no fire department, by creating his own brigade—500 men strong—which rushed to burning buildings at the first cry of alarm. Upon arriving at the scene, however, the firefighters did nothing while Crassus offered to buy the burning building from the distressed property owner, at a miserable price. If the owner agreed to sell the property, his men would put out the fire; if the owner refused, then they would simply let the structure burn to the ground. After buying many properties this way, he rebuilt them, and often leased the properties to their original owners or new tenants.>

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcus_Licinius_Crassus

[–] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He did pay for his greed. When he failed in his campaign in Parthia, the parthians put him to death by pouring molten gold down his throat.

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Guillotines are out. Molten gold cleanses are IN.

[–] MuffinHeeler@aussie.zone 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's completely natural and organic too

[–] Don_alForno@feddit.org 6 points 5 days ago

It's technically anorganic.

[–] Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Cyberpunk Dystopian before Cyberpunk was even a genre

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

I feel like the modern version would be putting out the fire no matter what because it might spread to surrounding properties and then charging you for it anyway and putting a lien on the property if you can't pay.

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[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I've never heard of them in the modern day, but I know that's how fire brigades started in the UK

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 26 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Correct, it's also the birth of insurance. People would pay a subscription style fee to the fire brigade so their house would be protected in case of a fire.

It's something satirised in The Colour of Magic, the first Discworld novel.

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[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

There was a Roman who was rich because of private fire fighters, Crassus. Being the richest person in Rome's history, it will no doubt come as a shock when history shows he was instrumental in turning the Republic into the Roman Empire.

The cycle continues. Democracy will die because the rich hoard the power and money speaks loudest when it is accepted speech.

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago (3 children)

No taxes, no fire service.

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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 19 points 6 days ago

Lessons learned

We hired a property management company, but eventually took it in-house. “That was a really big mistake,” Wasserman recounts. “ My wife and I were going up on weekends to rent units. We don’t really speak Spanish so we often relied on Google Translate to speak with potential tenants. We quickly realized that we weren’t the right people to manage those properties so we eventually sold those assets, too.”

Bakersfield taught them some important lessons:

https://web.archive.org/web/20250109184023/https://www.geltventurepartners.com/article/bakersfield-to-billions-gelts-keith-wasserman-gets-results

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I knew that motherfucker was right-wing when someone posted the second tweet yesterday.

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[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 17 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

You see, the trick to not having leopards eat your face is in fact to intentionally starve them, and then brag about it publically!

[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] HackerJoe@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Keiss

What's that, Du Drecksack?

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[–] Anissem@lemmy.ml 17 points 6 days ago

Oh how the turntables…

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