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[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 61 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Can't wait to see an indie film about a small town Nebraska story shot in sepia because it's south of the border.

[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

About that, how come Canada doesn't have a cold blue colored filter?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wouldn't theirs also be sepia? You know. Maple syrup shaded.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago
[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

is it? oh well thank you ! I think I have some left in the fridge too, i'll have some.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I bet Canada does have a blue or grey filter in many American movies, filmmakers often use blueish filters in snowy scenes.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nebraska story shot in sepia because it’s south of the border.

It's not though? Unless the map was changed between when you posted your comment and the one I'm seeing now.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think they confused Nebraska and Kansas?

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

America has too many states.

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[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nebraska is north of the border.

You may have mixed it up with El Kansas.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Cansas

You have to adjust the spelling a bit. Eg. we spell it Corea not Korea. lol
(Funnily enough, "cansas" means "you're tiring" in Spanish as in "¡Ahh, cómo cansas!")

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

One generation later, none of the Americans remained. Having been removed from their threat for so long, they were now completely devoid of the natural defenses that were necessary to protect them from the devastation of Kinder Surprise eggs.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

While I would honestly prefer this to our current situation, I vote we Europeanize things instead. Single continent North American Union, but instead of 3 meganations, we instead go fully independent for each state in the us and Mexico, and each province in Canada. But with free travel between the new, much smaller nations. Let's see how fast these conservative ass states who love to boast about their fucking fiscal responsibility last before collapsing and getting a bailout that requires they start offering fucking healthcare.

[–] viking@infosec.pub 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have my doubts that a Republic of Sinaloa and the Grand Dutchy of Jalisco are going to work out.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago

There would likely need to be some reordering in the build up to The Great Dissolution and New Unionization

[–] wieson@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good idea, only a tiny correction: North America goes down to Panama and includes the Caribbean.

But the EU doesn't include all of Europe as well, so ¯\⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Keep Ohio independent, like a fucked up Switzerland

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[–] Potatisen@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honestly, I think Mexico has a better chance cleaning up the cartels than the US have cleaning up, well... Anything.

If Mexico does that, this map looks pretty good

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Without America, cartels don't have income.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Or guns. :/ There's literally one single gun store in Guadalajara for reference.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

We have 4 in a town of 170k... Not including pawn shops.

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is there some way we can ensure Ohio goes to Mexico?

btw, am in Michigan.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Hell no. Or rather I should say: ni cuando el infierno se congele.

[–] Bigfish@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Feel like Mexico is getting a raw deal here.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why? They just got back all their former territory, and then some. As well as taking the largest economy in the US, and most of the largest military resources. Oh, and a fair amount of our aerospace industries. Also an absolute shit ton of oil refineries.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

We can finally quarantine the anti-human states, now that "states rights," aren't an issue.

Mexico outlawed all forms of slavery when they founded the country. The Alamo defenders were defending the right of US citizens to make Texas, which was a Mexican territory at the time, into a slave state.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As President Grant, himself a veteran of the Mexican-American War, once noted...

For myself, I was bitterly opposed to the measure, and to this day regard the war, which resulted, as one of the most unjust ever waged by a stronger against a weaker nation.

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[–] fitgse@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

I mean joining Mexico sounds better than continuing to let Alabama be Alabama. We’d probably improve our public health, public transit, and healthcare options.

Maybe we could finally get rid of our racist, shitty constitution from the early 1900s (longest constitution in the world!)

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I think Mexico should get Alaska. Just to further increase the distance between it and it's country.

Give Sarah Palin's village to Argentina. Because that would be funny.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

I'd be happy to have Mexico right next door!

[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I like how the Carolinas are Canadian. It's like the map maker knew they're too racist to even try giving to Mexico.

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[–] greenshirtdenimjeans@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Yeah, but this version is better.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 month ago

I feel like Nebraska would burn the place down with them in it at the thought of having healthcare that isn't advertised on Facebook.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Sure, but who gets Hawaii???

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 month ago

The Great Polynesian Empire.
After becoming independent from France, Tahiti will conquer all of the Polynesian Triangle and establish a maritime domination of the Pacific.

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[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

...comin' again to save the motherf*ckin day, eh?..

[–] FelixMortane@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

For a second I was wondering why Manitoba got to absorb so many states.

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