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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Would a chicken noodle soup candy be the ultimate cough drop?

[–] Zier@fedia.io 1 points 3 hours ago

These would be great to throw at people walking by on the street. THIS IS A FOOD CRIME

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Progresso is a food crime in any form.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Is this a "all canned soup is bad" pedestal or specifically against Progresso? I tend to go for them when I want a better canned soup, but maybe my palet just isn't refined enough.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 11 hours ago

They're all bad, but honestly, Campbell's/Chunky tastes better, and has more veggies /meat. I don't know if this is specific to my marketing location or not, but it's my personal experience.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 22 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Absolutely fucking amazing.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I want this. I want it a lot.

[–] dmention7@lemm.ee 3 points 11 hours ago

I know right? Savory hardy candy... sign me right up!

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 14 points 14 hours ago

Hell I'm down

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 12 points 14 hours ago
[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] __nobodynowhere@startrek.website 3 points 10 hours ago

I want mentholated ones

[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks@sh.itjust.works 6 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Can't wait to freeze them and use them as ice cubes in my scotch.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 hours ago

And just like that a thousand Scots picked up their sword and started walking towards your location.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Are you gonna do a clam Macallan chowder, or glenfiddich gazpacho, or maybe a chicken noodle blue label?

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Chunky Beef Stewichladdich

Creamy Chicken and Brauchentosholli

Beef Ardbargley

Balveggie

Tomato Speysil

Italian Dalwhedding

Glenlentil

Macallaroni and Bean

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Glenlentil

One more lentilagavulin

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 1 points 7 hours ago

...i tried cooking fava beans with uigeadail once: it turned out f*cking disgusting...

[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Hearty Chicken Noodalmore

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 3 points 12 hours ago

On the one hand, this is an actual crime.

On the other hand, the main reason I hate soup is the textural nightmare of having a liquid with squishy chunks in it, so technically still not as bad as actual soup.