Pizza itself didn't touch the floor, it's still good.
this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2025
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Doesn't even matter.
The 5-second-rule timer pauses while you're unconscious.
There's no way to know how long it's been once you wake up, so you can just round down to zero.
Looks like someone already grabbed a piece
sorry i was hungry
Inside of me?
bonk
Then:
GET IN
Actually, most of the women inside my head look like the middle one.
Disappointed emo bride who is sleepy Italian? Correct me if I said something wrong which I probably did.
...and they are all so fucking done with this shit
I too have a very odd kind of schizophrenia! But my other me only controls my cock and don’t misunderstand me, the other me is an asshole!!! Was banned from multiple primary schools bec of him!