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[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 3 points 28 minutes ago

Musky melons

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 hours ago

The Hitler you get when you order off wish.

[–] levzzz@lemmy.world 11 points 6 hours ago
[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Looks like some good bean dip there.

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 22 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 55 minutes ago) (2 children)

I've said this before. As the child of someone who's consistently used illicit performance enhancing drugs: this is what happens when you take steroids without estrogen blockers

Your body will notice the significant uptick in testosterone and will try to "offset" it by giving you a proportionate amount of ~~testosterone~~ estrogen

To anybody curious why he isn't big, you still need the exercise to gain any noticeable amount of muscle

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Was the supposed to be “by giving you a proportionate amount of estrogen”? … because I’m confused.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

They're wrong either way.

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 9 points 8 hours ago

To anybody curious why he isn't big, you still need the exercise to gain any noticeable amount of muscle

Damn it, I knew I forgot something.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 41 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

This needs to be marked NSFW. Those are female nipples, according to one of the latest EOs.

[–] dai@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago

Old mate Elon space x x x

[–] dragonfucker 3 points 10 hours ago

No, embryos don't produce eggs. Those are nonbinary nipples.

[–] imposedsensation@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 7 hours ago

Swag shirts suck now that American Apparel went under... pretty sure that's not the problem he's having here tho

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 hours ago

Ask I've climbed in age and past twink death it has always been my goal not to get dad tits

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 35 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (4 children)

tread carefully,

he's the reichest man on earth

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

And he's still got them bitch tits and that dorky, unintimidating little scowl.

Fuckin dweeb could pay trainers and dieticians and coaches to follow him around all day.

[–] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 9 points 13 hours ago

Too bad this doesn't translate as well audibly.

But I lol'd.

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 5 points 13 hours ago

I get the pun, but it's only him that says he's the richest man on earth

Regardez ici, c'est un français, actuellement

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World%27s_Billionaires

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[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 69 points 16 hours ago (7 children)

Sorry, I just don't feel like body shaming is the best we can do.

[–] SoftTeeth@lemmy.world 39 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

Elon Musk wants people to so desperately like him he bought high ranking Diablo 4 and Path of Exile 2 accounts to fake being a hardcore gamer but the community sused him out after like one stream because people could tell he had no idea what he was doing playing on endgame accounts.

Also he was high on Ketamine and probably cocaine during the inauguration, the head rolling he did is a side effect of ketamine and his top gums were bleeding every time he smiled which is a common side effect of cocaine use on the gums.

But he does also have tits like someone who's flip flopping on HRT

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Found the head roll video (mirrored - recording of a TV)

That’s a side effect? (four seconds of web searching was inconclusive)

his top gums were bleeding every time he smiled

404 on that - even braved the president’s single-letter social media site for you good people, couldn’t find

Oligarchical highlights nonetheless:

[–] SoftTeeth@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

I noticed the gums when it was showing him next to barron after trump said drill baby drill

You can see his gums are inflamed and bleeding a bit. It's hard to capture in a pic but you can see his gums are fucked in that clip

https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/world/barron-trump-shows-blank-stare-as-elon-musk-celebrates-trumps-inauguration/video/d4af97a8ffc990965b8a044481a20a28

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[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago

Man got hairplugs and said "yknow what time to be a shit bird"

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[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 62 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

The saddest thing about this takeover of the US is that it was done by the biggest fucking losers on the planet. Like how the fuck did we let this happen. This bitch wouldn't last 30 seconds in any combat situation

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I imagine the gilded age was full of losers running the show as well. They just didn't have the forums we do today for it to be documented.

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I agree, same with Nazi Germany. These people were social rejects. Misfits taking their revenge on the world.

[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 16 hours ago

Average neonazi

[–] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

That's actually a pretty toxic thought train. Combat resigned shouldn't be an important feature of leaders or respected members of society.

Granted, this is fine for this case- I'll allow it.

I think we all have pretty negative trains of thought about this guy. If I wasn't afraid of legal consequences, I would still sleep well with his head on my scorecard.

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago

Im also thinking tempermentally too, they are weak people. Childish, emotional, easily wounded by words. I have no fucking clue how the voter base sees this in any way as strength.

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[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 81 points 17 hours ago (6 children)

His transphobia makes sense now. He hates himself.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 21 points 17 hours ago

I also hate him, but I'm not transphobic. Maybe he doesn't hate himself enough? C'mon everybody! Maybe if we all hate him enough, we can save Christmas!

"You better go shout, and spit in his eye! You should avoid Tesla, I'm telling you why. Elon Musk's a bastard and dumb."

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

He just wants to be like us.

Hating him.

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[–] Foofighter@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 12 hours ago

Nice tits, bro!

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 35 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 26 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Wait wait. You haven't even seen him without a shirt on.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 19 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

His boyfriend is cute! Skipped leg day though.

[–] FediNeko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 hours ago

Man he needs sun..

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Very casual manner for a president to dress.

[–] Manalith@midwest.social 4 points 10 hours ago

Trying to copy Zelensky. Same colour and everything.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

You must measure what the tits angle of divergence is.

Its irrelevant buy I always wanted to say something like that.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 16 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Lmfao why does he smile upside down?Imagine being the richest idiot on the planet and having no charisma

Zuckerberg is the same. Spoilt rotten, sooking over every little moment.

[–] ElcaineVolta@kbin.melroy.org 12 points 16 hours ago

I've seen this explained before as what happens when you blast steroids and never exercise

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