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[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 71 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Mushrooms are just the fruiting body of the mycelium network. What we have here is someone cutting a dick off and having it pilot a Gundam.

[–] PowerPuffKat@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

You do have a wonderful way with words!

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's a meme pic, so I'm just wildly gesticulating and making giant assumptions here: I doubt it's the "mushroom" fruiting body that's doing anything in this research. It's almost certainly the mycelium or we're dealing with something like slime molds or yeast which don't produce mushrooms at all.

Yes I made this comment without reading the rest of the thread or hunting down the story. Sue me.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah the reality is they essentially used mycelium as nerve fibers, but I was riffing on the headline. There was also certainly no learning going on. https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/scirobotics.adk8019

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] kender242@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Juffo-Wup is the power of life... hot warmth in the cold Void. It flows through all things, binding them together, making them one. You are Non-Juffo-Wup, you cannot understand.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 87 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I mean, it wouldn't be the first time a fungus used the body of something else to get to where it needs to go.

[–] Corno@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago

It's all fun and games until we're overrun by cybernetic goombas.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 18 points 1 day ago (4 children)

How long until we can play doom on mushrooms?

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

I can play doom on mushrooms any time I want

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How long until mushrooms can play doom on people?

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 2 points 1 day ago

Right now. On you for ignoring that it started happening before we existed.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You can play it on gut bacteria, so it seems possible.

[–] b7c431d1823d@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 day ago

How long until mushrooms can play Doom?

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 55 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Mushroom Robot Army vs OpenAI Robot Army... whose side are you on?

[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I, for one, welcome our new fungus overlords.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

A mushroom overlord sounds like a fungi

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[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 22 points 2 days ago

Glory to the human-mushroom-hybrids.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Mushroom Intelligence vs AI vs Humanity is the RTS I didn’t know I wanted

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[–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 45 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Anyone got the DOI? I promise I won’t build a small swarm of wheeled mushrooms.

[edit]: Found it! https://doi.org/10.1126/scirobotics.adk8019

[–] goldenbug@fedia.io 11 points 2 days ago

But you didn't promise anything about arachnic legs!

[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Wait until they give mushrooms the ability to talk and they call us ugly meatbags and future soil.

[–] neatobuilds@lemmy.today 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My shroom trip vision made me believe that we are just a seed to spread spores and how that is why humankind loves exploring and burying each other in the ground. I also went into the afterlife where my mind connected to the underground network of mycelium and I could see all past memories of people that died and were connected. Before the vision though was the worst experience ever and I won't do it again

[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Wow! Very interesting experience I bet! After such an event, I am sure that your outlook on life (and death) changes quite a bit.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

Is it strange that I'm less concerned about mushrooms being able to talk than I am about mushrooms being able to see us?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Cool, it can run for US President next if that’s still a thing.

[–] JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

Actually, mycellium is probably very highly inteligent, if big enough, so it would probably be either great or terrible for humans.

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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 39 points 2 days ago

Making the dystopia less boring one step at a time.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A fungus among us, how novel

[–] superkret@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At least a good spore to hang out with

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

You know, if they fit the mold

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There's something heartwarming about using the human ability to use technology to overcome limitations to help another species.

[–] Colalextrast@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Thats basically the premise of the Uplift series by David Brin

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 18 points 2 days ago

Cue the Jurassic Park quote we all know, but for some reason is constantly ignored.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What was that 70s movie?

Night of triffels? Or something?

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Night of truffles will be the parody version

[–] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Getting revenge on those pigs for digging up their cousins.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Let's just hope that that fungus won't start worshipping Gork and Mork any time soon.

[–] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago

So, this is real. Very cool.

Anyone who has seen mushrooms grow and multiply knows this is some next level scary shit

Think of the neat new ways techbros are going to be able to fuck us in 20 years.

[–] zante@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Would anybody like some toast?

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