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[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 282 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Tbh, the worst part is when you pay for it and still get ads anyway. Feels like double dipping, but it's obviously going to happen because wall street doesn't like when line only goes up a little.

[–] dan@lemm.ee 105 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah that’s totally galling. Shrinkflation for online services.

You know some shiny-suited corporate asshole got a huge bonus for coming up with that though.

[–] Fried_out_Kombi@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Enshrinklification of the internet

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[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 42 points 1 year ago

Welcome to cable TV in the late 80s...

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Yeah it's crazy. We have TV plan with some 100 channels bundled up with internet, and sometimes rarely when I watch TV I'm just baffled by the fact a paid service still is full of ads

[–] Touching_Grass@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (6 children)

We let it happen. You either put your foot down at the first instance of this thing or you lose any ability to do it because it eventually gets so big you can't stop it without some whole new technology. But there's always going to be people who say "how else are people going to pay for websites if not advertising" I say not my fucking problem. Just like robbing my free time with bullshit ads wasn't their problem.

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[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the problem is that making the line go up even a little gets exponentially harder with time. because the graph not going up at any given point in time is so unimaginably horrible to them, they keep having to think of new insidious ways of satisfying it

[–] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I actually find myself wondering lately "what's so bad about stable (+/- 5%/annum) profits for some stretches of time." Sure you're not eating up market share, but a couple million in the pocket every year really isn't that bad...

I... May not be cut out for capitalism...

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[–] clonedhuman@lemmy.world 135 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Pirate everything. Pirate streams, torrents, whatever.

Pirate. Everything.

*unless it's an independent artist of some sort. then, just buy some merch from them or something.

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[–] green_square@yiffit.net 109 points 1 year ago (18 children)

The price of playing skyrim for every minute of my life until I die

With game pass: Over $9000.00

Just buying the game: $59.99

[–] cooopsspace@infosec.pub 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

59,99 on every platform the game gets released on because Todd won't stop

[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If you bought Skyrim on Steam before 2016, you got all PC versions for free up to now.

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[–] mojo@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Me but with Factorio and even more hours

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[–] LaggySnake@lemmy.world 97 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Remember when you didn't have to pay for a subscription to play console games online?

[–] TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's infuriating.

I mainly play on PC where thankfully I don't have to worry about that.

But I also have a Nintendo switch, and get this shit... they don't even let you back up your save games online. we're talking about fucking kilobytes of data per game that they're too stingy to provide.

You can't even back up game saves to the microSD!

If your switch breaks, is stolen, or you just get a new one, you lose your game saves unless you pay for Nintendo online.

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[–] patachu@lemmy.world 85 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Everyone is saying Piracy but I say Public LIbraries, which often have CDs/DVDs/BDs/games now (depending on your locale). They're taxpayer funded, so you might as well get your money's worth, and they keep track of how often stuff gets borrowed which determines future financial support.

(And if you are tech-savvy enough to be on Lemmy, you probably know how to make a ... permanent copy ... for yourself to keep)

[–] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 73 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Libraries are great. Just think about it, if libraries as a concept hasn't already exist, there is absolutely zero chance it will be invented in our time due to our overly restricting copyright law.

[–] Heidur@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And also due to a rightward shift in the Overton window. A place where people just get to borrow books for free? That's socialism. And it will completely kill the entire books industry

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[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 77 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Brothers, sisters, others, it's time we return to the old ways. To the high seas. We steal from those who own, but do not pay to own, the content they distribute. We will share this media amongst ourselves until they learn that we were willing to pay with dollars, but not with time.

[–] MrSilkworm@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

we shall pirate on the beaches, we shall pirate on the landing grounds, we shall pirate in the fields and in the streets, we shall pirate in the hills; we shall never surrender

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[–] art@lemmy.world 66 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I like to bootleg the major studios and patreon the indie artists that are giving their shit away for free.

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[–] iforgotmyinstance@lemmy.world 62 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't have Peacock but I'm hanging out at my parents house and apparently when you pay for Peacock you have to watch ads at the beginning and end of shows PLUS every time you pause.

Every single time they paused it transitioned to an ad. What psychopaths run NBC?

[–] banana_meccanica@feddit.it 55 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Never pay any of this services BTW, I have no regrets and I never feel that I miss something.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

Concur. I pay for the following subscription services:

  • My internet connection.
  • My cell phone plan.

That's all. Everyone else can go fuck themselves. If I can't buy it outright, I don't need it. If it's digital, it's on the Pirate Bay. Prime is bullshit anyway. I don't need a predatory gym membership; Putting an elliptical machine in my own house cost me all of $200 and it's mine forever. I don't pay for Dropbox or OneDrive or whatever; I have a massive hard drive in my PC and I can access remotely it via my VPN. Etc.

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[–] Polar@lemmy.ca 47 points 1 year ago (9 children)

I don't hate subscription based services if they're priced fairly and make sense.

Paying monthly for a service that then starts giving you less, adds more premium plans, introduces ads, etc. is garbage.

Paying for a game, then having to pay a monthly fee to play (WoW, for example), is garbage.

Paying for software, but then having to pay monthly to use the software, is garbage.

Paying for software, but then having to pay monthly to be allowed to contact support (Blue Iris), is garbage.

But paying for things like Spotify, where you get access to pretty much all songs as they release, have no limit on how much you listen to, and it has a fair student pricing or family pricing, that's fine. Way better than paying per song.

I mean shit, if I paid for every song I have in my library on Spotify, I'd owe $1430. My Spotify is $17 per month, spit between 4 people, so I pay $4.25. I can either pay for every song in my library and not add any more, or pay for Spotify for 28 years and continue growing my library..

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[–] phario@lemmy.ca 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

There was a prophetic podcast episode from the series Plain English a while back that I constantly think about.

In that episode the author describes how the internet is going through a revolution.

Basically 20 years ago, the internet was all about gaining numbers. Companies could operate at a loss if they got people signed up. Facebook, Google, YouTube, Uber, Deliveroo, etc. they were all about getting you in their mailing list or consumer list and who cares what happens then.

Now there’s an issue because that model is not profitable. In order to continue, all the internet is moving towards subscription.

In a sense, I don’t think of that as intrinsically bad. Patreon is a good example. The internet is now filled up with so much shit that people are willing to pay to filter it. So with Patreon, you pay a fee to support an artist to produce the content you want. That itself isn’t a bad idea.

Now that being said, a lot of “bad things” do emerge. The fact that you can no longer buy software like Adobe and it’s all subscription based. That’s shit. But that also inspired software alternatives like Affinity Designer.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The fact that you can no longer buy software like Adobe and it’s all subscription based

100% the biggest factor in me deciding to buy Magix Vegas (formerly Sony Vegas) video editing software was because they still sold lifetime codes. Have I gotten $400 worth of value out of it? Fuck no. But I can use it whenever I want for as long as I want without worrying about whether or not I can afford it for the month.

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[–] the_seven_sins@feddit.de 38 points 1 year ago (7 children)

It’s not that I don’t want to pay for the service, it’s just that I hate the automatic recurring withdrawals, even if I can cancel monthly.

I would probably use more subscriptions if I could just pay like three month of access in advance - basically like these gift cards work.

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[–] Transcriptionist@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Image Transcription:

A crazy trollface stick figure hides behind a crudely drawn square, holding a shotgun and saying "I HATE SUBSCRIPTION BASED SERVICES I HATE SUBSCRIPTION BASED SERVICES I HATE SUBSCRIPTION BASED SERVICES" as an army of harp darps wearing blue helmets with various logos on them come through a crudely drawn door.

Around the harp darps are various statements they are making as they move into the room. At the front left, below a harp darp wearing the Adobe logo, is the text "You can afford it, come on". To the right of the Adobe harp darp is one wearing the Dropbox logo. Behind the Adobe harp darps is one wearing the Netflix logo, and behind the Dropbox harp darp is one wearing the Spotify logo. Between the front four harp darps is the text "Just $15 bro". To the upper right of the Spotify harp darp is the text "Limited Ads dude". Behind the Spotify harp darp is one wearing a Twitter (now X) Verified blue tick, with the text above its head reading "It's less than a cup of coffee bro...come on". To the right of the Twitter Verified harp darp is one with the Nintendo Switch Online logo. To the upper right of the Nintendo Switch Online harp darp is the text "It's just a small monthly payment dude", and to the bottom right of the same harp darp is the text "You use it all the time Anyway bro". Behind and to the left of the Twitter Verified harp darp is one wearing an Amazon Prime logo, standing outside the door.

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[–] nadram@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

This isn't a shitpost, this is truth brilliantly represented 🙏

[–] MeanEYE@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Good thing from the current situation is it being the end of times for these services. Constant need for income increase to appease share holders means infinite growth, which is impossible. But individual doesn't see that, they just want more. So progress of any software towards service model is pretty straight forward.

First they start splitting software into smaller versions and selling both for slightly higher price combined than when they were single piece. Then they start releasing more frequent versions but that has limited impact. So they start introducing forward incompatibilities. Only new software will support both old and new versions of the document, forcing buyers to buy latest. When that reaches its optimal maximum they decide to switch to yearly subscription and force everyone to use those by same ways as they forced them to use newer versions.

Subscription based model is limited. It has no progression other than increase in price and it's only a matter of testing how much people are willing to pay. Sometimes even go above reasonable price but then go with "exclusive" content as if to justify higher price. This of course works for a while, but exclusive content costs money and is harder to produce consistently at high quality...

And after that, there's no progression. It's a battle royale among service provides but they can't back out because of share holders and can't revert to other business models. So some of them will stretch themselves thin and burst others will keep on living from that vapor until a new contender comes.

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[–] finnie@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

..but capitalism is so good, things only get better!!! The market is too regulated, is the problem

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[–] Crass_Spektakel@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You know, what you can not find on EBay you can find on PBay. Or whatever warez site you prefer.

[–] nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info 17 points 1 year ago (29 children)

Mandatory "don't use piratebay" comment

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[–] finestnothing@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (14 children)

The only subscription service that I pay for is tidal for music (pays artists more than Spotify, same cost) and that's only because maintaining a local library of music is too much of a pain for me right now. I may slowly build a local music library of only music I like, but I love listening to new artists so the $10 per month is worth the convenience.

YouTube? Ublock origin
Movie/tv streaming? Self hosted media library, plus some random services that are provided through my phone bill at no cost
File storage? Stored with my movies and TV on some hdds in raid
Amazon? Its not hard to find other retailers (or direct providers) with better prices and no subscription needed. Sometimes have to pay for shipping and it's slower, but worth it

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[–] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with a drunken sailor? Early in the morning!

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[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago

Yes. Fucking yes. I'm so tired of it all. I just want to own things again.

[–] hahattpro@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (4 children)

If it is subscription, then wen you lost your stream of income, you lost everything.

That including your house, if you live in subcription house.

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[–] dx1@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We wouldn't be ever hearing any of that if SOME PEOPLE weren't actually paying for them

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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] owatnext@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Lmao literally the only "subscription" I have is my phone bill, which I pay yearly. Also maybe you'd consider my insurance a subscription? Sounds very dystopian.

Edit: is rent a subscription? Regularly refilled prescriptions? Where is the line? I have fallen into a quandry.

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