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[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 141 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

be 20 y/o permavirgin

I was 22 when I had my first time. Never considered myself a permavirgin.

Happy the poster found happiness for the following reasons:

a) he got laid

b) he's no longer a virgin

c) he found happiness

d) he found someone to love and that loves him back

e) there are two more people happy in the world

but, holy turtle on a skateboard, am I really happy for having one less doofus complaining of being alone.

Bring on the hate! I love you all!

[-] SitD@lemy.lol 31 points 2 years ago

๐Ÿ˜ we love you too dude

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[-] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 18 points 2 years ago

I was 29 years old when I met my first girlfriend and had my first sex and I regret nothing. I didn't really realize it at the time, but I wasn't at all ready at 20 years old.

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[-] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 122 points 2 years ago

I wonder how long the "pretends" remains a thing

[-] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 110 points 2 years ago
[-] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Edit: Wrong one

The cis male urge to:

[-] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 2 years ago

The cis male urge to:

Posted the wrong one before

[-] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 years ago

Depends on the pretense, presumably.

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[-] peregrin5@lemm.ee 105 points 2 years ago

The solution to incels was femboy waifus all along.

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 95 points 2 years ago

Thank god they censored apeshit

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 47 points 2 years ago

Language, motherfucker! ๐Ÿ˜ก

[-] rbn@sopuli.xyz 23 points 2 years ago

๐Ÿšจ This way, officer... That's the one who used the swearwords. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 89 points 2 years ago

Fake: Anyone you meet on Discord is either a murderer or a fed.

Gay: Self-evident.

[-] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 years ago

Can confirm, met several people from discord, am now dead.

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[-] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

I mean... Nothing in this story implies femboy isn't a fed, and just really committed to the bit.

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[-] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 62 points 2 years ago

Where these housewife Discord femboys in the room with us right now?

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago

Asking for a friend

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[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 60 points 2 years ago

enterprise resource planning??

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

Now you know how machinists feel about CNC.

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[-] LuckyPierre@lemm.ee 60 points 2 years ago

Aww, that's sweet. A real modern day love story.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago
[-] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 2 years ago
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[-] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 54 points 2 years ago

Twinkdeath gonna hit them like a truck

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 30 points 2 years ago

To expand on that, there are no successful fem-men for good reason. So around the age of 30 "twink death" will set in, and anon will go longer like his former femboy, at least not for that part of him.

Unlike most gay men, he's probably not actually comfortable being with a man. They're not prepared to grow old together because he relies on his boyfriend's ability to maintain his suspension of disbelief. That will almost certainly no longer be possible after twink death no matter how hard he tries.

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[-] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 2 years ago

WHY IS EVERYONE POSTING EGG EMOJIS???!!!??!!

[-] Droechai@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago
[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 46 points 2 years ago

It's actually easy to get laid, turns out you just have to not be afraid of people (which I am)

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[-] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 2 years ago

I've spent like 5 minutes searching and still cannot get a definitive answer. wth is the qualifier that makes a sundress "anime?"

[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 59 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The zoomer incel gooner that spends weeks or months ERPing in discord consumes only anime as media and does not ever see an actual woman in an actual sundress, in media or the real world.

Thus, to them, all sundresses are anime sundresses.

[-] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 years ago

...y'know this explanation makes a lot of sense.

[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I said it because I've known quite a few zoomer hikikomori.

Its like people who only read or type words, but never actually have audible conversations with those words... they have no idea how to pronounce them.

Why would they? No relevant use case.

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[-] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 20 points 2 years ago

My work is getting a new ERP and I just got out of a long meeting about it. I'm a little disoriented.

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[-] PineRune@lemmy.world 50 points 2 years ago
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[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 years ago

Anon, you gotta lock that up. Get him preganat immediately

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

That might be difficult. But keep trying anyway.

[-] Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com 40 points 2 years ago

Me when I'm attracted to feminine, no matter the source.

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago

username checks out
instance checks out

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[-] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 years ago
[-] Opisek@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

But is it fake and the OP is gay?

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[-] GNUmer@sopuli.xyz 35 points 2 years ago

Real: Dude thought he was going to be a permavirgin at age 20

Gay: He's pinning a Discord femboy

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

That is meant to illistrate that the writer's penis was fully engorged and quite stiff, as far as sponges go.

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