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Your first mistake here is assuming he can read.
Like, have him actually read? My man, I don't think he can.
If you spend enough money you probably could.
Probably on the order of $10k-100k.
For example if you rent enough billboards across the country to make the national news, or do some other such stunt.
Fox News ad in prime time for West Palm Beach and DC should do it
John Oliver did that at the start of his first term
If you send an open letter and it gets enough views.
No, he cannot read
John Oliver put commercials on Fox News
how desperate are you to have him read your message? If you sign up for Truth Social and spend your entire day hitting “refresh,” I bet he’d read it if you can be the first reply to one of his posts
I dunno, a bullet to the face seems to be the only way he'll understand.
Your FBI agent has been assigned to you. His name is Jeff.
Your FBI agent
I thought Musk fired them?
- A billboard in DC or someplace he is visiting
- A TV commercial on Fox news
- Go to a rally and hold up a sign
A billboard in DC or someplace he is visiting
On the route between the airport and MaraLardo.
Are you absolutely sure you want to tell a man with a fragile ego and an entire country's armed and police services at his beck and call, to, of all things, go choke on broken glass?
How do you see this going?
I don't know what message will get through to the man and change his course of action, but that ain't it.
No, but the FBI agent assigned to you will.
From, {My Name}
I doubt the FBI is breaking that encryption.
Become a celebrity and say it in a soundbite on national television. His fragile ego will force a response.
Outside of that, prolly not.
Write it on a one trillion dollar bill.
^*purchased^ ^from^ ^wish.com^ ^for^ ^$3.50^
Don’t forget to pay the tariff!
But what if I don’t want to
Not in a good way. You'd have to make the news and get in trouble. (Btw without murder)
If you paid him half a million dollars, perhaps.
No.
Realistically, no. You need luck more than anything.
Besides, what value does telling him that have?
You think he reads?
He's obsessed with his image, I would bet he spends significant time reading posts about himself on social media. Your best bet, without having a bunch of money to put towards the cause, is to post about him on truth social. However, any message of the nature of your example would be deleted before he had a chance to read it.
If you have some money but not Elon money, the suggestions from others are probably your best bet and less likely to get filtered out if negative. Billboard, swarm of social media bots, etc.
See I don’t know with your situation but for me I use global pressure to force him to read it. Like make a post on X that calls him out tagging NATO and UN and more.
I had a dream that he was at one of those low budget fundraisers where they serve ziti and chicken marsala, and he was seated across from me, and I got to yell at him. It was so satisfying.
this post was submitted on 08 Feb 2025
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