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[–] vfreire85@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

how to: make hot chocolate with powdered cocoa.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Comforting a dying cat :(

[–] SpaghettiYeti@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Wearing high heels while being tall.....

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

"Thinking before you speak" is an important skill to master for all kinds of situations. It can improve your relationships with other people and enable you to express yourself in a more effective way. Start by using the THINK acronym to decide if what you have to say is True, Helpful, Inspiring, Necessary, or Kind. Then,

Should maybe have yelled "Don't Remove The Pole! The building will collapse!" But instead I was using the T.H.I.N.K acronym.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Initiative in D&D 5E

I die in a conflict where I tell a Wizards of the Coast zombie that Paizo and Pathfinder are the best, which, honestly, I should've seen coming.

I will also die on the hill of pf >>> 5e.

[–] Aradina@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Apparently I'll die becoming Israeli

[–] ahal@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

At least you aren't going to die becoming a southern belle.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

I think this speaks for itself

[–] Zelaf@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm dying of stupidity, apparently.

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[–] toddestan@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

I managed to get this: How to Fire a Gun.

So it's at least plausible.

[–] weeeeum@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

How to run away from an abusive home.

I was already planning to run away from an abusive home.

This is horrifying

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] ProjectMork@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 days ago

well hmm, This could be interesting

[–] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 days ago
[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

Should've seen this coming

[–] sh__@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Celebrating Onam apparently. I didn't know that existed even, but it seems so fun it's deadly.

[–] Metype@pawb.social 1 points 1 day ago
[–] alphapuggle@programming.dev 10 points 2 days ago
[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] donuts@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Getting punched in the throat while trying to wall thump somebody is peak physical comedy.

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[–] Junkers_Klunker@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

Just wait until bots learn how to write agit-prop. We won't be able to keep up with it.

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 10 points 2 days ago
[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

"How to put a collar on a cat" yeah that tracks honestly

[–] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'm checking a microwave for leaks, how did the C4 even get in here?

[–] chillBurner@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They say no. When you continue to insist on getting an account, your dad loses his patience and starts beating you with jumper cables.

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[–] pleasejustdie@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

I die in a freak hawk training accident.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

I die cleaning a bicycle chain.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

How to Cure Fungus on Aquarium Fish

Am I going to be patient zero for an IRL Last of Us?

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

How to Combine Documents in Microsoft Word

I always suspected

[–] Mishmash2000 7 points 2 days ago

While searching for a Cherry Grove Blossom Biome in Minecraft?! How do they know that?! (βŠ™_β˜‰)

[–] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Who knew that dying my brown hair blonde without using bleach could be so dangerous?

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Here, don't stop! It's endless scroll meets wiki: https://wikitok.vercel.app/

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[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] madjo@feddit.nl 6 points 2 days ago

It's the Rabbit of Caerbannog!

Maybe the bunny has nasty, big, pointy teeth. I'll fetch the holy grand grenade of Antioch!

[–] Hyphlosion@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] agnomeunknown@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago

Phew, good thing I don't own a car and haven't driven for 13 years... Wait maybe this is the year πŸ‘€

[–] serfraser@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 days ago

So does the plant kill me or is there an aloe vera crime syndicate I got on the wrong side of?

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