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[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

How to get prescribed Xanax

Seems legit

[–] nek0d3r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

How to get rid of ulcer pain... In this healthcare system, probably

[–] Aurinia@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I guess from shrinking stomach

[–] zippythezigzag@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

UPDATE REQUIRED PLEASE UPDATE ON GOOGLE PLAY STORE. So I guess I die from updates.

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago
[–] somenonewho@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago
[–] theluckyone@discuss.online 3 points 2 days ago

I die changing a CV axle.

How did they know I own a Subaru?

[–] tleb@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago
[–] Kwakigra@beehaw.org 4 points 2 days ago
[–] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] greenskye@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

'How to treat a sprained neck'

So not sure if I'm the one with the neck injury or if I managed to get killed treating someone else

[–] Corno@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] madjo@feddit.nl 4 points 2 days ago

I guess that house wasn't abandoned

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 3 points 2 days ago

So there I was Filing Adverse Possession in Texas, when suddenly the fountain pen (an OMAS Limited Edition) slipped and I stabbed myself in an artery, bleeding myself to death

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"How to Clean Leather Sandals"

I don't own leather sandals and am not sure I know anyone who does, so that is very unlikely any time soon.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago

Oh hey, I was wondering, could you clean my sandals for me please? I stepped into something bad at that industrial plant over there, so be careful

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

How to drop a gas tank.

Feels like a pretty reasonable way to go - I might even beat Elon to mars.

[–] Claymore@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Creating the right character in Skyrim ... given my history of creating immaculate Fallout characters, this seems plausible.

[–] kaamkiya@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

I guess dying on a roller coaster. Link

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[–] vortexal@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I got How to Get Bulbasaur in PokΓ©mon Yellow, so I guess I should probably avoid that game for a while.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Talk to the one dude in the second town with a happy Pikachu. Ez. I think that's it anyway.

[–] Zavasay@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

"How to quit a job over text (with examples)"

I hope someone tells my new job I've died!

[–] MonkeyTown@midwest.social 2 points 2 days ago

https://www.wikihow.com/Boil-Sweet-Potatoes

I think I might be going on a quest in middle earth..

[–] LaminatedDenim@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Oh no, I'll die safely cleaning my playstation 5 :(

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

You can eat any plant… at least once.

[–] Gieselbrecht@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'll die trying to rekindle my relationship. So either sexed to death or an unsuccessful attempt at rekindling.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

I think you're going to rekindle the house as well as the relationship.

[–] crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

How to wash a chest binder.

...I'm not afab???

[–] babyincubi@beehaw.org 1 points 2 days ago
[–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

I got "How To Start Using Dropbox"

Too late, I win!

[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

I die building a pigeon coop.

[–] pip@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 days ago

"How to Detect Canine Hip Dysplasia"

Am I going to get sacked by a dog?

[–] Oberyn@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I die talking to a manipulative person. This seems doable!

[–] marcie@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

https://www.wikihow.com/Transfer-Money-from-Wisely-Card-to-Bank-Account

I get domed by some credit company for trying to leave their no name service

https://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Shein-Ambassador

Surely, I just get so hopped up on my own farts from being an influencer, I start living the 'high life' and piss someone off to the point where they'll send a hit on me where they succeed and my public downward spiral ends up on CoffeehouseCrime YT as a case.

[–] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 days ago
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