Genuine Q, if he were to give 300 USD to everyone in USA would more people respect him?
I feel like biden probably tried that.
this post was submitted on 12 Feb 2025
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Why does his face do that? He's trying to look serious but whatever he did to his cheeks doesn't let him.
botox?
No deal
Musk always looks like he just shit his pants and is realizing he shouldn't have trusted it
It's meant to be a, "I'm a serious man and a serious genius intently calculating on what was said." So transparent it's pathetic. When people throw that face, I know damned well they aren't listening and think they're smarter than me.
Just had to endure corporate training where a woman held that face non-stop. Tuned me completely out, and guess what? Most of what came out of her mouth was useless, didn't contribute a thing. To top it off, she was one of those people who smile, showing teeth, while frowning. So she's happy and serious?!
Shit is like chalkboard nails to my brain.
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that's nice. I'm still not selling to that pasty faced balding south african aparthide dipshit.
gonna need to liquidate some assets there buddy.
himself, ideally
Did he aspire to art?