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[–] afraid_of_zombies2@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

because a meetup would be a lemmon party.

[–] TellumSiege@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

"Can't have a Lemon party without old Dick."

If you don't know what lemon party is, don't google it.

[–] Squibbles@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just don't ask me to join the lemon party. Not falling for that one again

[–] livus@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

That "again" has me chuckling.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But then what does /c/ mean?

If we're lemmings, then these are /c/liffs

[–] Machefi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

/c/itrusses, duh

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That’s a myth. Well. The suicide part. It was started because the normal lemming run wasn’t “dramatic” enough, and in any case, Lemmings don’t really run on cue, so Disney caught a bunch of lemmings and threw them over the cliff using a turntable for a white Wilderness (Like you know those spinning fertilizer or salt spreaders? It was like that. But with lemmings.)

Normally, lemmings make short hops to get down safely.

(Though for the record that was a really fun video game.)

[–] banksymimosa@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Lemmon, it's Wednesday.

[–] Erk@cdda.social 4 points 1 year ago

You're clearly operating in some kind of made up world. Lemmings is amazing.

[–] TheInsane42@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

When I have to pick between a cute furry rodent or a sour fruit... I know what I'd pick.

When life throws you a lemon, you hurl it back as fast as you can and cuddle a lemming.

[–] giacomo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I like fediots.

[–] Moonburger@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I would say since there isn’t a singular instance we can see these posts from, instead of being Lemmings/Kbinners/whatever, we call ourselves “Federales” due to the federated nature of the servers.

[–] SilentStorms@lemmy.fmhy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Or just "the feds"

[–] mrbubblesort@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

As long as we don't start making The Federation and Star Trek jokes, I'm for it

[–] MiddleWeigh@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some grey federales say, they could a had him any day

They only let him slip away out of kindness I suppose

[–] hanj@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago

yoo van zandt, nice
But yeah agree, federales is already a word and an ill-fitting one.

[–] Niello@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imo, Lemmons make about as much sense as callling Kbin users Kbabs.

[–] Vengefu1Tuna@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You say that as if it's a bad thing. Kbab is a fantastic name!

[–] jerome@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

lemmon party?

[–] andyMFK@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Unpopular opinion, but having a name for someone who uses Lemmy is pretty cringe. under what context could you possibly use it and not sound like an idiot? At a party are you asking someone if they are a lemming/lemmon? They're gonna look at you like wtf are you talking about.

It has big "the narwhal bacons at midnight" vibes

[–] Kara@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I agree with this, most social medias don't have these kinds of names for general people, sure people who make Youtube videos are Youtubers, but people who watch youtube videos are not Youtubites or something. We can just be Lemmy users, or Kbin users

[–] WhiteTiger@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Redditor is a thing though, and most people came from reddit. However, thinking about it, Youtuber and Tiktoker are reserved for the creators, not the users. As for the rest...

Facebooker

Whatsapper

Instagrammer

Yeah I'm fine with fediverse user.

[–] Ataraxia@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Or anthropomorphic chestnut.

[–] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It helps with posts a bit. Being able to say "fellow lemmings..." or "as a lemming..." I wouldn't use it in real life though.

[–] CIWS-30@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Because lemmings are cute. Lemons are just something you squeeze the juice out of to make lemonade or just lemon water to clean your liver.

[–] Jemmy@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago

Somebody suggested Lemmur on another post. I thought that was a good one to go with

[–] Wage_Slave@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Internet history and lore dictates that Lemons are something to distance yourself from an internet stand point.

It would be on par with using goatsee as the mascot, only more experienced and three of them are having a party.

[–] Cna@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lemming (verb): the act of doing lemmy Lemm-on (noun): having erected lemmy. So only instance owners can be called lemmons. The correct term for the rest of us is: Lemmer (noun): someone who does lemmy

[–] poorsocialskills@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Can we do lemmish?

[–] solrize@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lemmyng? Lemmyn? Hmm, lemmyn sound like a female separatist Lemmy users, I guess.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

But lemons are sour...

[–] th0th_Q@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lemmy’s actual mascot is a Lemming so far as I know.

[–] Candelestine@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I like the self-aware jab. It amuses me.

[–] XehanortWasRight@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

If lemmy users are gonna be called lemmons then the owners need to change their names to 'Richard'.

After all, it isn't a lemmon party without old Dick.

[–] Malisu19997@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We call ourselves lemmings? That's new information to me, though I guess it would make sense. Lemons is better though.

[–] Ataraxia@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm sure it's supposed to be lemurs, but really it's lemmongs.

[–] Ataraxia@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

No wait... lemmites. Sorry.

[–] unfnknblvbl@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly, 'Kilmisters' was right there

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I knew a lawyer-lady who was, technically, a “Miss Lemmon”.

She really hated my shitty Hercule Perot accent.

Can’t really blame her on that. Fortunately I only cracked the joke once.

[–] axtualdave@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mind if i google myself in your office?

[–] axtualdave@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Of course, go ahead!

[–] BarbecueCowboy@kbin.social -1 points 1 year ago

I've always been a fan of Lemmonites.

[–] hotwarioinyourarea@slrpnk.net -1 points 1 year ago

Why not John Lennon's instead?

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