Knocking on heaven's door - guns n roses

Gnyoch-gnyoch-gnoch'n awn haavins dawoowaAaAh. Hey. hay. Hay hey yaaAaAh

*Up an octave, shrill af

NECK-NECK-NECK'N EHN HEAVIN'S DEEEIHHUWUOo003+"!'&¥83-??

Any song that just repeats the same shit on loop for the entire duration.

For example "Say" by John Mayer just says "say what you need to say" 42 times then it doesn't even have an actual ending, just fades out. It's definitely not the only song that follows this model.

Music by nature has some degree of repetition, but jfc make more than just two measures before you publish it as a song.

Anything bro-country

Baby shark

Every single one from "Kizo" (polish raper)

Any song by Taylor Swift or Florida Georgia Line. Actually, country pop radio music in general.

Don Mclean’s Vincent.

sigma sigma boy sigma boy sigma boy .... (something someting) sigma sigma boy sigma boy sigma boy .... (something someting)

Flowers - Miley Cirus.

Happy

Human league... don't you want me.

Used to be "Feelings" from 1970s, but now it makes me laugh... and I sing along.

Lifestyle - Rich Gang. To this day I don't know what it's about. Mostly due to my laughter.

Anything by Jelly Roll

That cheerleader song that was popular ten or so years ago. Worst thing that humanity has ever done.

I'm surprised nobody mentioned "All I Want For Christmas Is You" yet

That Celine Dion one that kicked off the auto tune craze. The world would be a better place without it ever having existed.

"Look After You" by The Fray holy shit balls it's so excruciating

Kryptonite-3 doors down.
Or any of those upbeat and obnoxious songs.
And Happy by Pharell.
I hate him, his stupid hat and everything he does in or outside of music.

Yellow by Coldplay

Don’t know why, but I hate it with a passion.

You're beautiful - James Blunt
7 rings - Ariane Grande
Radioactive - Imagine Dragons
Look after you - The Fray

So any song of which the original was much better and non-dance songs that I also can't relate to at all.

The Sopranos theme music