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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 hour ago

Realize that you have an ordered there in a while and you moved since the last time you ordered, you updated your billing address but it didn't update the shipping address product is now headed toward your old house.

[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 hour ago

Who knew Yahoo! in its prime would be peak Internet.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I remember back in the day we had a popup blocker. Now we are bombarded by popups, but inside the website instead of new windows. The most annoying part is the times delay on them. When the page is loaded, you want to click on a link, but a fraction of a second before you click a promotion pops up and you click on that. Or the Google ads when searching. Click result.... Oh no, the ads loaded in, I clicked on an ad instead. Fuck you.

The amount of effort you need to put in to get the info you want. So annoying! They try so hard to keep you on their website as well. When I want to know a shortcut in excel:

  • search for the shortcut
  • missclick an ad
  • try again
  • find page with info
  • close cookies
  • close promotion
  • need to login for info, go back to Google and try again
  • close cookies
  • close promotion
  • start reading...
  • info about what excel is used for
  • history of excel
  • story about the many shortcuts excel has
  • close popup for newsletter
  • story about different key on keaybord for windows and Apple
  • story about why you would need this action you're searching for
  • buildup to explanation what the actual shortcut is
  • close promotion
  • close another newsletter pupup
  • finally the shortcut you're searching for. FFS
[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 5 points 2 hours ago

I think most of this could be avoided if you used ublock origin

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 1 hour ago

I remember back in the day we had a popup blocker

Wait what happened to pop up blockers in your mind?

[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 19 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

We have driver's licence as an app in norway. I was on my way into a pub where I was asked by a bouncer to show ID. I forgot my physical wallet with physical ID, so the dance started:

  • Unlock phone.
  • Find app.
  • App requires national login. Enter personal number (Norwegian SSN)
  • National login has 2FA via another app. Open that to confirm.
  • National login requires password. My password is in a password manager, so I open that.
  • Password manager requires password.
  • and 2FA.
  • Acquire password and scramble back to the app that required password for national log on.
  • Complete login so I can show that I am 33 years old, which is over the required age of 18.

In reality, the bouncer just gave up on me at around step 5 and let me in.

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 minute ago

Yesterday, I was on the train and the lady checking the tickets at first walked past me without checking mine. After more people had gotten on, she made her route back down the train, when she asked me, if she had checked mine – hmm, she must've checked mine – so, she was already about to walk on and out of reflex, I said that she had actually skipped me before.

Felt a bit silly to then get out my ticket and show it to her, since I clearly wouldn't have told her to ckeck me, if I didn't have a valid ticket. Kind of same energy as with your bouncer, like you wouldn't have all this stuff on your phone and spend the time trying to get into it, if it won't lead to anything.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 hour ago

Either he was being a dick (fairly likely all bounces are) or you have a really good moisturizing regimen because there's no way that a 33-year-old would look like they're under 18.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Sure, at step 17 you are certain it's showing ngwt14 but it fails then takes you to an almost twenty year old "identify the motorcycles" with 8 pictures of a partial wheel... or is it a bicycle? And do they mean plural as in for the whole thing or in each image?

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 1 hour ago

The latest one is where they show you a picture of it deformed owl and ask you to find all other deformed owls. It's great because humans are really good identifying pictures of distorted animals, it's definitely something we evolve to do.

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 22 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (7 children)

Cookie dismisser extension, bitwarden for passwords and 2FA codes, uBlock origin for annoying popups that can't be removed with DNS blocker directly.

There are ways to reduce the pain somewhat, but they shouldn't be necessary in first place.

(Well, hoomans and passwords are an issue that can't be solved easily, but the push for passkeys has been a nice nudge in a more secure and more usable alternative.)

[–] crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 hours ago

Consent-o-matic is a life-saver

[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 6 points 5 hours ago

I like to tell people that using uBlock origin means the computer doesn't have to render images and text in adds, so it is actually more environmentally friendly to have it installed than running the browser raw.

It's a thin argument, but I'm happy to see that some people have jumped on because of it.

[–] MissingInteger@lemm.ee 12 points 7 hours ago

You don’t need an extra extension for the cookie notices. Just use uBlock Original for that:
Under Filter lists enable "Cookie notices"

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[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 3 points 5 hours ago

wow that seems relatively simple given a purchase was made. usually it's at least 4 more pages and verifications and codes and promos

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 48 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Missed the step towards the end were you have to switch browser and restart the whole process because "Firefox not supported" or you've an extension that's a bit overzealous on blocking the checkout popup window.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Or the page which doesn't allow an ad blocker

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 19 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Blocked an ad that fucked up the css so dramatically that the checkout button is now permanently stuck at -10% of viewport.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

I tried to order chicken teriyaki so it would be ready for my wife to pick up en route home. Website requires a login. Make it. It doesn't log in after creating the login, so log in again. Password wrong. Reset password. Finally get in. Get to last step and there's no button to send the order. Fortunately, I'd wasted so much time that my wife was already there standing in line.

I assume it's just formatted for mobile, but when I'm sitting at my computer, I'm going to use it, it's always faster. Except when it doesn't work.

[–] Corigan@lemm.ee 7 points 8 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 13 points 7 hours ago

Blasphemy and heresy.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

The times I go in there they're like "Use the website!" I feel betrayed.

And I wasn't looking for solutions, just griping.

[–] Corigan@lemm.ee 5 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Ah yes I had to learn this from my wife don't give a solution just nod along. I gotchya

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Ha, I've "learned" the same thing from my wife. Definitely still learning, though.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

But... I have to talk to a human?

😱

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

I wasn't that hungry anyway.

[–] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 33 points 10 hours ago (5 children)

How people can deal with internet without adblockers like uBlock is just baffling. Not only ads, but also all the cookie banners and phone app popups and other crap. uBlock will filter all this shit out so you just use the website without junk and annoyances.

I've used the original Windscribe back when it was still a regular x86 app that acted like a local proxy and would filter out ads and banners. That was early 2000s iirc. Even back then I couldn't stand all this crap. Today I can't imagine browsing without uBlock or at minimum with DNS filtering which can't apply cosmetic filters or more advanced rules.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 18 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

AdNauseam. It clicks all the adverts. Yes, this is actively malicious behaviour. No, I don't care.

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 7 points 6 hours ago

Malicious against advertisers, beneficial to the site you're visiting.
That's a win-win in the desolate place we call the internet today.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Just want to post this here for anyone not aware... uBlock "medium" mode. Kind of an unadvertised feature that has to be enabled in a strangely obscure way (I think they want to make sure you're not a complete idiot).

Still, pretty easy to set up, and much more protection than the default (but also not nearly as frustrating as "hard" mode or whatever they call it). Basically, most sites you visit are going to be broken the first time you go, but you enable elements you need for the site to load, then save those settings for that domain. Takes about 30 seconds or so once you know what you're doing and you only need to do it once per domain. Basically, I keep 1st and 3rd-party scripts off completely most of the time. It's relatively rare that I absolutely need to enable 1st party scripts on a page for it to load.

It's kind of like uBlock + noscript learning mode. The element zapper is clutch as well, but that's not unique to medium mode or anything.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

DNS level ad blocks have been a huge game changer for me. When I play games at home, no ads. Then when I go out and play those games, I forget that they have ads.

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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 129 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

26: unsubscribe from the email promos that the site automatically signed you up to even though you didn't check the Subscribe to newsletter box, which requires you to log into the site and find and uncheck all the boxes in the "contact settings".

[–] moody@lemmings.world 23 points 11 hours ago (5 children)

Unsubscribe? You mean report spam

[–] dzso@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Report spam? You mean deactivate single-use email.

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[–] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 38 points 13 hours ago

26a: Note that they will simply add more categories over time and helpfully subscribe you to each of the new ones whether you ever visit the site again or not.

[–] joanwestenberg@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

Fuck this is accurate

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 19 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Don't worry. Soon you'll be able to subscribe to a service where an AI will just order products you don't actually want for you.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 10 hours ago

well, a large language model.

[–] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 35 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

#2/9/14

you forgot that you need to select more options, scroll down, read every box carefully to make sure on doesnt mean off and off doesnt mean on, make sure you dont hit the button that ignores your choices and turns everything on anyways......

i fucking hate what this has turned into.

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[–] ghostrider2112@lemmy.world 41 points 14 hours ago

Don’t forget that it saved all of your credit card info except for the secret code. then you search for the card and find the stupid code and enter it and then it tells you that there was an unknown error and to try a new card.

[–] derosnec@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

2 seems simple, but every site uses a slightly different variation for opt-in, but every variant is based on your lizard brain being tempted to click accept. The sites that make you scroll through 938 'legitimate interest" partners to get the "reject all" option are particularly shit.

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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 17 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

Step 4 is a bit optimistic. Usually when I search something there are 30 products of what I specifically don't want before finding the single listing of what I do want.

Recent example. Needed a 8v 1A transformer
Searched AC to AC 8v 1A
Every listing on the first 3 pages were universal AC to DC adaptors that didn't have an 8v setting. the dials all went 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 12.

also, all the search functions are deliberately broken so they can feed you algo slop instead of letting you find the product you want.

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