this post was submitted on 10 Mar 2025
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[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 5 points 17 hours ago

!nicole@feddit.org

[–] fiddlesticks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Crazy how I can't even get the spam bots interested in me.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 15 hours ago

I got the first wave then never again 😞

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Someone check out her matrix and discord server and report back

[–] B312@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Her discord is basically a default server with no change other than the server picture. She never spoke on it either so it’s not really clear what she’s trying to do. Can’t say much about the matrix server though but I’d assume it’s the same

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 15 hours ago

my guess is that it's purely a test to get people to get Lemmy to be ready to fight actual spam. I mean it's so obviously spam nobody would think it's real, especially with how tech literate the average Lemmy user is, right?

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 6 points 21 hours ago

Thank you for your service 🫡

[–] B312@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

She still hasn’t asked me out 😔

[–] jam12705@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Give it time, she only just got to me today. She's a busy woman typing all these DMs...She'll get to you yet

[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Me: I miss MySpace Tom...

The fediverse: We have MySpace Tom at home.

MySpace Tom at home:

Screenshot of my Lemmy inbox. It's a message from a woman saying:"Hey I'm Nicole! But you can call me the fediverse chick"

[–] loaf@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

I wish I could updoot this twice.

[–] other_cat@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago

Now you guys are just doing the work for her.

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can tell it's a scam cause Toronto isn't in Poland.

[–] essell@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Sounds Mexican to me.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 39 points 1 day ago

Get your filthy mitts off her. That's my future wife. As soon as my check clears, we're getting married.

[–] waterbird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

me too. i feel so official now, blessed by the grace of fediverse chic

Hahaha. I just got my own today as well. I have been graced by the Fediversals

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

No scam. She's just a lonely girl who can't believe no-one here is taking her seriously... Tragic story as old as time.

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 5 points 22 hours ago

Just like that Nigerian prince who has no one to give his fortune to :(

[–] PapaIsolation@lemm.ee 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I didn’t know this was a thing 20 seconds ago but now I feel left out and I am very cross.

[–] zib@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Don't worry, friend. She'll slide into your DMs eventually.

[–] PapaIsolation@lemm.ee 3 points 18 hours ago

She just did. Thank you for believing in me

[–] noli@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

This girl lonely as hail

[–] swordfish@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

i also got the dm. I blocked her because i thought it was some spam account. Is it not?

[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It is, but everyone on Lemmy got it at some point so she turned into a meme

I haven't yet :(

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago

Voyager gang represent 🙋

[–] CTDummy@lemm.ee 14 points 1 day ago

Same I was also finally blessed. Godspeed Nicole, Godspeed.

[–] breen@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is she real or a spam bot? I've gotten it too and just assumed some kind of spam/scam

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 day ago

It’s definitely spam, people are just joking about it

How is the ol gal

[–] Zier@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago

The real kicker would be to find out that it's elon and he high as fuck.

I was going to warn about gazillion "send nudes" and dickpic messages, but I think I'm way too late.

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Same… smh