Some kaiju-sized demon could cleave Tampa, Florida in half with a flaming sword of the damned and all twitter would have to say about it is "would."
> kaiju demon cleaves Tampa
> prehistoric kaiju sized mega-crocodile erupts from crack in ground
> they battle it out, croczilla wins by continuous death rolling
> "Oh I must have switched on the sci-fy channel by accident"
> mfw its national news station with live coverage
Twitter: "lmao this new retcon of Godzilla is wild"
You know the movie "The end"? With Seth Rogan etc.
BIG DEMON PENIS XD
Kaiju coming to Florida, eating some elderly people and their scooters, some swamp felons with their fentanyl patches and deciding to go back into the sea.
"Next time I'm going to Canada, the people here are wild and I'm starting to feel really..."
I'd be down to bang any supernatural entity that solves Florida.
Half of Lemmy: "Oh no, please, don't destroy my asshole 🤤"
Demon: "I am here to annihilate humanity! Hello? Please stop it... You're making this really awkward..."
Trust me, you wouldn’t want to lose your virginity to a 9 dicked demon - Jerry Jones
Don’t tell me how to live my life Jerry jones
It's all smiles and glory holes down here
I would rather have satan in control than god if this world is what god did for us.
Really no way to tell which is which if you're going by the contents of the book other than the more powerful one saying they're the good one. They both lie, kill, etc.
Satan is just a subcontractor for god.
Would I die soyjacking to a demon? Yes.
Would it be funny? Also yes.
Maybe they make great pets?
Or maybe they taste good?
House breaking them will be the big problem.
that's my rescue Wormwood
Well, we don't put them in the house at first. Or if we do, we chain them in a dark basement with a lock on the door and tell visitors they can't go there.
In some manga the bad guys announce they will annihilate humanity, and they will start by killing 1000 people every day(!!!). At that rate, it would take them 22000 years to kill 8billion
It would not even be possible to annihilate humanity if you kill a 1000 people a day.
About 368000 people are born daily. About 150000 die daily. Which means the bad guys would have to kill about 219000 people per day to annihilate humanity in 22000 years
And that’s not even getting into the fact the global population has been misrepresented by hundreds of millions. Apparently the way we account for the global population leaves us miscounting rural populations by a factor of 50-80%.
TFW OP posted this literally one hour after a dire wolf meme was dumped in 196 Blahaj
When the demons realise humans have come a long way from the last time they showed up and start seeing demon ivory on ebay.
Wtf, Where is from?
Devilman crybaby. The joke is more about how he's standing at the head of the church like a priest.
Flayed skin fetish bots
Anyone else think the sodomy demon kinda looks like Grimace?
Holy shit
Bro's out here talking about the sodomy demon, they're all sodomy demons if you play your cards right 😉
Isn't armageddon from Norse mythology? Or am I confused with another thing
Armageddon is a Christian thing, you're thinking of Ragnarok
Hulk smash!
Yep! That was it
Not to be confused with Armageddon the Ben Affleck thing, or (Thor) Ragnarok the Chris Hemsworth thing
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