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Meme about trying to find onions followed by screenshot of guy saying he faked an onion diet

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[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 65 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Me just sitting here liking raw onions since a decade before this troll-meme.

Onions are fucking delicious, fight me.

[-] crank0271@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

I don't think we'd stand a chance fighting someone who's basically pure testosterone.

[-] WereCat@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Finally, someone else shares the same onion about opinions

[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago

I love raw onions on salad and some burgers/sandwiches. Usually red.

Red onions are bomb but so are sweet onions, I have a preference for the Walla Walla Sweets.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago

Onions ARE delicious.. in every variant EXCEPT raw.

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[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I like em but they eat me alive on the inside

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[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago
[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 year ago

Can I offer you a nice onion in this trying time?

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Uncanny resemblance, now that you mentioned it

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[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 39 points 1 year ago

every dude who balds early: my dude, out of balance testosterone isn't something you should trying for...

[-] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Afaik as long as your primary sex hormone isn't estrogen, you're going to go bald regardless as long as you have the genetics for it.

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

have you never met an old man with hair?

[-] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

if you have the genetics for it

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[-] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Huh, how does 'itll happen regardless [of t levels] IF you have the genetics' mean 'itll happen regardless OF genetics'? Am I being thick?

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[-] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Your hair might become thinner but you wouldn't necessarily go bald. My grandfather had a full head of hair when he passed away at 79. I don't think his primary sex hormone was estrogen.

[-] undefinedValue@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago

Classic they/them gramps

[-] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago

Fuck it, I'm just gonna start transitioning the second I notice my hairline receding

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[-] pyre@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Jesus so many people completely missed your point

... anyway on the other site it was r/juxtaposition -I haven't seen it on lemmy yet

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Thank you, lol

[-] Whats_a_lemmy@ponder.cat 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

Last time I went there I ended up arguing with some guy about whether or not working out 3.5 days a week was possible.

[-] Tinidril@midwest.social 7 points 1 year ago

Best I ever managed was two.

[-] Twanquility@feddit.dk 6 points 1 year ago

Well, when you count on your fingers its clear that by working out every other day, you can workout 4 times a week, duh. /s

If you work out every other day for 31 days, that is 16 days a month, 4 days a week! See, it's that simple.

If anyone can find the original thread, I would love to archive it for eternity, as it is hilarious.

[-] QualifiedKitten@discuss.online 4 points 1 year ago
[-] Twanquility@feddit.dk 5 points 1 year ago

Thank you so much. I recommend everyone here read it. It's history.

[-] vfsh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 year ago

The term is juxtaposition but I don't know if a Lemmy community exists for it yet

[-] angrystego@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Testosterone spikes are what happens in your body when you fall in love. Therefore testosterone is sometimes referred to as the hormone of love. It is true for both men and women. So how do onions fit into that?

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 12 points 1 year ago

Who doesn't love the smell of raw onions on a first date?

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[-] match@pawb.social 10 points 1 year ago

i was a big proponent of the /fit/ memes about drinking semen for gains. which caught on really easily but i still want to take some credit

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[-] Norgoroth@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I love raw onion, is that why my balls are the size of children's marble and bicep size of grapefruit?

[-] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

"I will not move my army without onions!” -Ulysses S. Grant

All that testosterone won the Civil War

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago

I recommend you start BloominOnions @ federation of your choice (or something, I don’t really know how any of this stuff works)

[-] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

AWESOME BLOSSOM

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago
[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Can you say that more like a pirate and call me Ms Swan?

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[-] damdy@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Ironi, onions are generally the first thing to cook. You don't desperately need onions midway through a meal, you need 5 spice which is 4 years out of date.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I plan to pass these same bottles of oregano and mustard seed onto my grandchildren.

I recently actually ran out of black pepper(!!!) and it messed me up for a solid week or two until I finally remembered to buy more. That should hopefully hold me until at least the second Barron Trump term.

[-] AMPher@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago

I wonder how many people the "suicide grip for bench press" advocate guy on /fit killed.

[-] REDACTED@infosec.pub 6 points 1 year ago

But why would you want high (not normal levels of) testosterone?

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I'm pretty sure steroid users would disagree.....

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Sorry; I was echoing the mentality, not the reality.

[-] callouscomic@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

It was called reddit juxtaposition or something like that. Not sure if there's an equivalent here.

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