Yes, I did play Bioshock

does he do birthdays? I’d like to book a solo viewing

holy shit this has layers

I believe this is the wrong template, as the meme is supposed to imply that the person is stating a weak, irrelevant opinion. However, this statement is clearly superior and strong.

That said, communication is fluid as it relies on people essentially “voting” and “agreeing” on the meaning by participating and engaging in it. Therefore I become the person as originally intended in the meme by potentially communicating something irrelavant.

Ah, the self-own. Myself, how I have burned thee

It’s in the name!

Boeing boeing boeing

Oh, thank god, I was some people at lollapalooza. Please send those pictures to my inbox

Things ain’t coming fast enough…

Translated to cat:

Meow meow meow

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Meow meow

Meow meow meow meow meow

Man in a few million years that tweet is gonna look hella dumb

acting like my body is a crime scene instead of a work of art

i like it when my pornography creeps up in non-porn places, but that’s because my crippling addiction to porn has made porn boring

recently i even jerked off to a rubik’s cube because it was the least porn thing i could think of

that slutty-ass cube

masterful. perfection. 5/7, a perfect score