Puts me in the mood for pudding (without having had any meat 😈)

It’s only a few points away from 5/7, a perfect score

g

https://youtu.be/-TdDYcrPtJs

well it depends how low it’s swangin

Man in a few million years that tweet is gonna look hella dumb

acting like my body is a crime scene instead of a work of art

i like it when my pornography creeps up in non-porn places, but that’s because my crippling addiction to porn has made porn boring

recently i even jerked off to a rubik’s cube because it was the least porn thing i could think of

that slutty-ass cube

masterful. perfection. 5/7, a perfect score

someone please add a big red square around the arrow and red circle I almost missed the crucial nothing it pointed it at

I scrolled through, it isn’t real. I mean, you’ll have to take the word of a random person on the internet if you won’t look yourself. I’m not gonna try to discourage anyone from checking themselves, but man did their feed irritate my bowels. They’re so pants-shittingly dumb

Finally, the freedom to have sick plane crashes thanks to deregulation 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥