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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Irelephant@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

I personally think uncut is better as it looks more natural, and is probably better for bees and other insects. The flowers and other weeds that grow make it look nicer as well.

I don't think cutting a lawn is that bad as long as its not done too often, though.

edit: grass. This is a post about grass.

Edit: Lawns, like the grass in your lawn, jesus christ.

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[-] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 71 points 2 years ago

I prefer uncut. Sometimes, when it's cut, you can tell that it's been done poorly and it looks really weird. Sometimes it's so bad, I need to get a knife and fix it before the main event! Other times, it's too large and I need to cut it down to the right size before I shove it in my mouth.

I hate when they fuck up my pizza slices :(

[-] NABDad@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Scissors are the ideal utensil for correcting unseparated pizza slices.

[-] Secret300@sh.itjust.works 60 points 2 years ago

You knew what you were doing

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 53 points 2 years ago

I can't stand my facial hair so I definitely cut it. Penises I prefer uncut tho

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago
[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 2 years ago

No thanks I don't smoke

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Ooohhh. Yeah, I grind that, or just break it up with my fingers if it's fluffy.

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 years ago

You're supposed to smoke the grass, not cut it.

[-] mydude@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago

I usually like directors cut best myself.

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago

I'd say I usually prefer cut. Otherwise its length becomes completely unmanageable. I don't have all night to watch only a single film, y'know?

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

This better not apply to lotr

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[-] Battle_Masker@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago

if you uproot all your grass and replace it with clover so you don't have to cut every 3 weeks or so, does that still count as "cut?"

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

!nolawns@slrpnk.net approves.

[-] refreeze@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago

I find my uncut wood a little too big to fit in the fireplace, so I think I will say cut.

[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 22 points 2 years ago

You wish. Your fireplace can barely tell your uncut wood is in there.

[-] TehBamski@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

I prefer my bread pre-cut. my hair cut low, and my trees un-cut.

[-] Ziggurat@jlai.lu 10 points 2 years ago

Bread in whole loaf so it lasts more than 24h, large hand-cut slice feel better, and a minor inconveinience anyhow.

Do not over cut grass, it's time consuming, feels artificial, and is bad for insects

[-] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

Sliced bread goes in the freezer

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 years ago

I'm bald anyway so it doesn't really matter, cut or uncut, it's all the same.

[-] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 9 points 2 years ago

Well there is a segment of length, where the length of uncut has more disadvantages than cut. But this is outweighed by the advantages, once a certain threshold is reached.

[-] dickJohnson@lemmynsfw.com 21 points 2 years ago

Uncut. Infantile mutilation should be illegal.

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 years ago

It's usually better to read the post before writing a comment

[-] JSocial@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 years ago

Based on the username, I think it was heading this way regardless.

[-] dickJohnson@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 2 years ago

So the lawn isn't a euphemism for a penis? /S

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago

I think you're confusing lawn with carpet, and penis with vagina.

That happens to everyone though so no judgement. This one time I was sucking this dick for a good 10 minutes before realizing it's not pussy

[-] HubertManne@piefed.social 6 points 2 years ago

I hate when that happens and im too embarrassed to mention anything so I just politely finish up and go on my way.

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[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

Comment section is the real MVP

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

Uncut. Those pre-sliced sheets are handy, but they're either too big or too small for the present you're wrapping, and you end up wasting more.

[-] deeferg@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Cut, personally. Usually the guitar string ends get in the way when you don't cut them, so definitely cut to me.

[-] match@pawb.social 18 points 2 years ago

uncut. i wanna get my tongue in that foreskin

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago

Sir, this is a ~~wendy's~~ post about lawns.

[-] match@pawb.social 19 points 2 years ago

oh i know! i just meant that if your dad is busy mowing the lawn, then i can't get busy sucking his dick

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago

skill issue.

[-] TheMinions@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure straight up grass is not all that great for most critters regardless. I know some folks mention that all clover is actually decent since it doesn’t grow all that high and is still good for insect life.

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 years ago

Fuck lawns, I'll rather use the space I have to grow something like veggies or flowers, and leave some spots for nature. Also... maybe think a little more about wording the next time you post something like this. :P

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[-] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Uncut. Fuck lawns. Back in 2020 or so I jokingly asked my housemate if he wanted a yard or an orchard when he was bringing in more fruit bushes, and we realized it was a serious question and the answer was resoundingly "orchard".

And for the bait, still uncut. I've got the cock nature intended for me and I like it that way. Every once in a while I'll get smacked or scraped in a way that makes the circumcised guys wince, but it doesn't hurt me at all. Imagine wanting your most sensitive spot exposed to suffer for every scrape, lol

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[-] Corno@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Cut or uncut, it's still grass and all grass is beautiful. Did you know that grass belongs to the family Poaceae, and it only appeared during the Cretaceous period? If you ever see a depiction of the Jurassic period and there's grass, it's inaccurate!

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[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 10 points 2 years ago

I don't like lawns in general. Grow something useful; food for you or rewild for pollinators and biodiversity.

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[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 10 points 2 years ago

Uncut, for sure. I like a good thick slice of saucisson and when it comes precut its always too thin.

[-] Tattorack@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

My dude, with a tital and description like that, you should've seen the innuendo coming from all the way in Proxima Centauri.

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[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago

.... I thought you were talking about circumcision.

[-] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 years ago

I prefer cut, I like how the gemstone sparkles and shimmers in the light, even if it is less massive afterwards.

[-] HubertManne@piefed.social 7 points 2 years ago

Its hard to smoke uncut so I prefer cut.

[-] Glory_of_Fire@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I’ll take what I can get.

oh you meant lawns…cut of course I’m not a savage

[-] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

Definitely uncut. All the extra shit they can add to it just dilutes the high.

[-] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

I'm currently in an apartment so I don't have one, but when I did I let it all hang out. Let the bush breathe!

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago

My dream:

In every city and town, local horticulture and landscaping shops would have hearty grass alternatives, a combination of plants selected from the local biome, that could withstand moderate foot traffic and don't require replanting every year.

I've never actually seen any horticulture shops offer such a seed package, granted I haven't really been looking since I don't have a house.

[-] swelter_spark@reddthat.com 6 points 2 years ago

I like it uncut. I think it's better for the birds, plants and insects, and it feels better under my feet.

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