773
all 25 comments
sorted by: hot top new old
[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 101 points 1 year ago

I was an only child so I had to do both.

[-] lath@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

You're still here so, good job! 👍

[-] match@pawb.social 62 points 1 year ago

one of your kids is smart, the other is a scientist

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 26 points 1 year ago
[-] MakingWork@lemmy.ca 56 points 1 year ago

If the first child is intelligent and a competent designer, then the second child will be safe. There are no issues here. Just 2 children who trust each other.

[-] hedhoncho@lemm.ee 56 points 1 year ago

My sister told me I could fly after watching Peter Pan. I could not fly.

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 43 points 1 year ago

Skill issue

[-] Dave 13 points 1 year ago

Sounds like you didn't believe you could fly.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 11 points 1 year ago

They believed they could fly, and they touched the sky.

Unfortunately they then touched the ground and the ground touched back

[-] swab148@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

The trick is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss

[-] Fluke@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the end.

[-] Natanael@infosec.pub 2 points 1 year ago

The best way to teach gradients, explain the acceleration gradient across their mass as they hit the ground

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Tink sends her regards 💥💥

[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

If … that word carries a lot of weight with random children’s ideas

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago

Intelligent and competent designers fail A LOT, but they keep trying to find a way to fail the least

[-] julietOscarEcho@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

"If not duffers, won't drown. If duffers, better drowned."

[-] pickman_model@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

competent designer

It's a child. How competent can a child be?

[-] GorGor@startrek.website 39 points 1 year ago

I was the younger brother. I was "willing" to do a lot of things I knew were bad ideas.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

My younger brother tried out all of my inventions. He was "willing", which really meant he never knew what I was asking him to do until it was too late.

[-] GorGor@startrek.website 12 points 1 year ago

I definitely remember hearing "Here put this helmet and [thick] jacket on"... "Stay there and wait" etc

[-] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 18 points 1 year ago

That is how it do be sometimes.

this post was submitted on 19 Apr 2025
773 points (99.2% liked)

People Twitter

10372 readers
1038 users here now

People tweeting stuff. We allow tweets from anyone.

RULES:

  1. Mark NSFW content.
  2. No doxxing people.
  3. Must be a pic of the tweet or similar. No direct links to the tweet.
  4. No international politcs
  5. Be excellent to each other.
  6. Provide an archived link to the tweet (or similar) being shown if it's a major celebrity, figure or any politician. https://web.archive.org/save is an option. Archive.is is no longer recommended because they remove/alter content.
  7. If a tweet (or similar) makes a statement of fact, either mark it as "satire" in the body or provide the original source link backing up the statement

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS