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[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 116 points 2 years ago

And then they are trying to sell these to the EU 🙄

[-] Joncash2@lemmy.ml 63 points 2 years ago

Trying to force the EU to buy these at gun point. The problem is the EU is calling their bluff.

[-] Tja@programming.dev 15 points 2 years ago

As an EU citizen, I don't really see it as "a problem" :D

[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 92 points 2 years ago

Trump inadvertently tackling climate change by making animals unsafe to eat.

[-] Mihies@programming.dev 25 points 2 years ago

Lol, yes, also destroying industry and makes everything pricier to lower sales.

[-] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 23 points 2 years ago

We're gonna have to go vegan for food safety reasons

[-] Tja@programming.dev 12 points 2 years ago

Wait until you hear what they plan about EColi in vegetables.

[-] Broadfern@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Boil everything and hope nothing survives since the fresh produce is screwed too

[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

yesss, I guess we'll have toooo

*laughs awkwardly in totally not already vegan*

[-] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 49 points 2 years ago

Make America sick again!!!

[-] j0ester@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Make Black Plague Again!

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

This guy has always been a literal plague on us.

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago

As if American chicken was not already dangerous enough.

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[-] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 2 years ago

Well the U.S. is getting in shape soon. Can't be fat if you are exploding from both ends.

[-] Veidenbaums@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 years ago

Are they followers of nurgle or something? Anti-vax now this.

[-] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Are they followers of nurgle or something?

Hasn't that been obvious since their handling of COVID?

[-] HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

This will bring grandfather such joy

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Just wait until they start going after insurance for PREP, PEP and Doxy.

[-] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 25 points 2 years ago

Make diarrhea great again!

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Make Amoebic-dysentery ~~Great~~ Again?

Edit: Grate

[-] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Our Salmonella will be the biggest salmonella ever! 🫲🍊🫱

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

You get that from contaminated water, salmonella thyphoid

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 years ago

So please explain how this law makes the lives of Americans better?

And the two single owners of poultry companies don't count

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

Why don't they count? Are they just weak millionaires instead of billionaires? If they are billionaires and this helps them out a bit, I don't think American poors will mind a little more disease.

[-] uienia@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Trump doesnt legislate to make the lives of americans better, never has, he legislates to make lives of his oligarch "donors" better.

[-] nooneescapesthelaw@mander.xyz 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Might lower the price by 0.001¢ (0.00001$)

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Hah!

If anything, they'll just make up an excuse and then increase the price anyway

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[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 years ago

If you don’t have a food thermometer, get one now. Salmonella can be easily killed by cooking at the proper temperature.

[-] RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago

Or, hear me out, just eat more veggies. Much lower risk of disease spread (though yes, as I'm sure others well be eager to point out, they can carry pathogens, would you rather take your chances with a raw carrot or a raw chicken breast)

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 years ago

I already don’t eat meat, but it’s something important to know for people who do.

[-] iknowitwheniseeit@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 years ago

Most cases of food poisoning come from bacteria on vegetables. Probably because people do eat a lot of raw vegetables, but don't eat much raw meat.

[-] kikutwo@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Obviously the great Orange wonder wants to gain export acceptance by raising the salmonella level and we just need to eat it lol

[-] markstos@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Welp, vegan it is then. L

[-] xc2215x@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Another bad decision from this administration.

[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 years ago

What makes this even more batshit insane is that they're currently pressuring the UK and EU to lift their ban on US chicken; a ban which only exists because of the already poor food safety standards of the US meat industry.

[-] ncrav@lemmings.world 12 points 2 years ago

Hope they invest on new sewer infrastructure to handle the literal shitstom.

[-] catloaf@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago

No, that would be socialism. Let the sewage flow in the streets and we can get E. coli too, for no extra charge!

[-] Montreal_Metro@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago

Hahahah they are literally “lizard” people the right wing conspiracy nutcases have been telling everyone about. The best thing is the right wing nutcases are the ones who voted them in.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Every accusation is a confession from them.

[-] tlekiteki@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago
[-] wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

Sir/Madam, this is a Wendy's.

[-] tlekiteki@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 years ago

And what is the crime? Enjoying a poultry? A succulent poultry carcass?? GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 2 years ago

Note to self: cook chicken even harder.

[-] madjo@feddit.nl 2 points 2 years ago

The regressives from the GQP must really believe in the survival of the fittest. They really want you guys dead.

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