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Raccoon caught with crack pipe (www.telegraph.co.uk)
submitted 1 year ago by terraborra to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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[-] Bellingdog@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago
[-] terraborra 10 points 1 year ago

Just a quick puff to sober up.

[-] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I watched the video this morning...sure does look like the cop reaches in and drops the pipe. He reaches in with a closed fist then pulls his hand out real fast before he calls everyone's attention to it then he keeps pointing it out. Then you see them take it away and the raccoon produces a second pipe killing the plant theory lol

[-] naeap@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

Do you have a link to the video which isn't paywalled?

In the linked article I always get a popup to register/subscribe...

[-] Jerb322@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

There's 0 chance that bitch didn't smoke that shit around the raccoon. He's probably addicted too!

[-] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Thats absolutely funny but when you think about it ,its horrible for him like he is addicted because of her

[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 year ago

Are you saying a raccoon from Ohio wouldn’t be expected to have a pipe?

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 1 points 1 year ago

Ohio coming for Florida's championship.

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