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[–] Findus_Falke@feddit.org 218 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] protist@mander.xyz 79 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm going to guess as an island species, it had no natural predators, and therefore the evolutionary pressure for it to have a wide field of view did not exist

[–] fristislurper@feddit.nl 24 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Probably, although there would still need to be some evolutionary pressure for forward facing eyes... I wonder what it is.

[–] AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee 76 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Depth perception is advantageous. It is even beneficial for island goat activities.

With the absence of natural predators, the disadvantages of the narrow field of view are mostly outweighed by the advantages of depth perception .

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[–] abies_exarchia@lemm.ee 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not necessarily, with “genetic drift” random phenotypic changes can happen that have a neutral effect on fitness. So if they don’t need side-facing eyes, then this can just happen randomly. Especially if the sideways eyes are in some way “costly” to maintain

[–] kurwa@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

If sideways eyes are "costly" compared to forward facing eyes, then that would technically be a push for forward facing.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Or goats just find forward facing eyes to be sexier.

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[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Curious to consider that by being an apex consumer, it is a predator by default, even if its prey is flora.

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[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 1 year ago

It DOES seem menacing

[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago (5 children)

'There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man'

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

"If it bleats, we can kill it."

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[–] jwt@programming.dev 96 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Suddenly those creepy Renaissance paintings of animals make a lot more sense.

[–] TTH4P@lemm.ee 81 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've always wanted to look a goat directly in the eyes. It's a dream of mine.

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[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 68 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Looks like one of those Oblivion npc

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] BattleMasker@r.nf 23 points 1 year ago

You're the one I saw in my dreams!

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

I vote for you as president of the fediverse

[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think you mean Hail Satan.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, even Satan is uncomfortable looking at that one. Sacrifice not accepted. In fact, resurrected.

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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 year ago

Goats already usually look high, this fella is in the stratosphere

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 29 points 1 year ago

Me when the edibles kick in.

[–] Litebit@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

Looks like something in medieval paintings.

[–] flango@lemmy.eco.br 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] rustydomino@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Definitely not UNIX 😬

[–] PotatoLibre@feddit.it 25 points 1 year ago

Extinct due attacks from behind

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Why does this look like a child molester?

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 65 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Forward facing eyes are indicative of a predator.

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[–] OfCourseNot@fedia.io 23 points 1 year ago

Because forward facing eyes is usually a trait associated with predators.

[–] Dogyote@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 year ago

You think everything looks like a child molester

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It looks like it was drawn by a furry artist who specializes in particularly perverted characters. I love it!

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[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 17 points 1 year ago

Predator goat species any% speedrun when

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It was also a cold-blooded mammal.

EDIT: new information suggests they probably were not.

[–] Kornblumenratte@feddit.org 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, it wasn't. Or to be exact, we don't know, but it's highly unlikely. In 2009, the bone growth pattern of Myotragus was thought to occur only in cold blooded animals, but in 2012 they found it is widespread in extant mammals as well.

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[–] HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

~~TIL there was a 5M year old cold-blooded mammal that humans killed off (but ofc).~~

Today I was reminded that science grows as new discoveries are made.

But we still killed the little beasties off. Nothing has changed there.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I actually missed the part that we killed them off. "Heh heh, look at the funny-faced little goats. Let's kill 'em!" Jerks.

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[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nature of Predators.

I get why they were scared now.

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[–] JoeBidet@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It went extinct 5000y ago.. so it has to be a reconstitution based on fossils..?

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[–] dechnically@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

I trust him

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 year ago

He's on a good trip

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this the og Donkey from shork?

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[–] cosmictrickster@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

And I shall call it Ron Perlman.

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