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Mf said "The Epstein files are fake" and got immediately ratioed on his own social media LMFAO

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[–] tungsten5@lemmy.zip 179 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It is so embarassing having this guy as president

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 141 points 1 year ago (6 children)
[–] tungsten5@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah and I’ve been seeing MAGA 2028 hats… please no

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Do they doubt that Trump will make America great now? Why will it need to be made great yet again after the master Trump has made it as great as possible?

[–] III@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

MAGA doesn't see black slaves again... so not great yet.

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Gay people exist still too

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[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

More embarrassing that we have millions of morons who happily voted for him.

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[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 108 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Guys, I’m starting to think that Epstein’s best friend might actually be in the Epstein files.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Guys, there are definitely NO Epstein files, but also, we shouldn't release the Epstein files that DON'T exist, because they were written by the radical left, so they must contain stuff that would help the left if released, so why didn't the left release them when they were in charge? Clearly because they don't exist.

Throwback to this interview where there was no hesitation promising to declassify 9/11 files, and JFK files, but on the Epstein files, "less so," because, "you don't want to affect people's lives if it's phony stuff in there." Because we all know Trump loves to think about the wellbeing of lots of people other than himself.

So anyway, let's not release the files that don't exist because they definitely don't contain phony stuff that would never incriminate certain people who definitely aren't Donald Trump.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

HOW MANY TIMES DO i HAVE TO TELL YOU, THERE ARE NO EPSTEIN FILES, Also, don't forget the Epstein files were created by Hillary Clinton and Obama!

[–] db2@lemmy.world 105 points 1 year ago (8 children)

The talk of the world, alright. They're all wondering how we elected the kid who ate rocks during recess.

[–] Beastly.gr@piefed.social 69 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The rock eater is never as cruel or mean hearted as what we’re seeing now. They just wanted to enjoy their gastric geology in peace.

[–] HarkMahlberg@kbin.earth 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

gastric geology is wild ngl

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[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 23 points 1 year ago (8 children)

We’re wondering how stupid you must be to do it twice.

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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 80 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh, he's in the files for sure.

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[–] HarkMahlberg@kbin.earth 73 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I have no doubt in my mind the cultists will be given their marching orders by Monday. Question is, what flavor of crazy pill will they take?

  1. The files were actually written/destroyed by Biden, so they were illegitimate anyway.
  2. The files were real and implicate Trump, but God tells us to forgive, so they will forgive Trump for sexually abusing minors.
  3. The files were real and implicate Trump, but it's ok when he does it because reasons, and akshually abusing minors is totally cool.
  4. Whether the files are real or not, Trump will announce a raffle for an all expenses paid vacation to Epstein Island, and the cultists will bring their whole families thinking they may be allowed the privilege of living like Epstein.

They're gross, evil, horrible people. Not merely ignorant, but incorrigible.

Edit: ladies and gentlemen, there it is.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/charlie-kirk-trump-epstein-call-b2788906.html

Oh cool, he called it a privilege too. I'm glad I'm at least ahead of the curve for once.

https://newrepublic.com/post/198508/trump-privilege-visit-epstein-island

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 56 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He loves Trump more than his daughter

[–] Benedict_Espinosa@europe.pub 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's sarcasm from a parody account. Look at his handle and his other tweets.

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 22 points 1 year ago

Poe’s law got me

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 year ago

I'm expecting some obviously fake, maybe AI written "file" to be released and for the originals to be destroyed. Calling it now.

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 15 points 1 year ago

The files were real and implicate Trump, but it's ok when he does it because reasons, and akshually abusing minors is totally cool.

i can completely see this going some way of “it’s part of being rich that people force you into these things… and trump got to where he is - helping the USA - by being rich. he didn’t want to, but if he didn’t comply he wouldn’t be able to be doing the amazing job he’s doing now. feel sorry for him. he sacrificed for you!”

🤮

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[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 72 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So, he's blaming Obama for why he's refusing to release the Epstein files?

[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And why should he not? Obama runs the Shadow Government, along with Hillary. They head the Jewish cabal that owns the world. They sent Joe Biden and Kamala Harris to rape our babies. Jeffery Epstein was a Jewish mole who was trafficking our children and turning them away from Christ. Bernie Sanders is a Jewish scientist who has been secretly turning the mosquitoes gay so they can spread the gay agenda.

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[–] Tower@lemmy.zip 68 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Copy/paste so no one else has to give traffic to that site:

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What’s going on with my “boys” and, in some cases, “gals?” They’re all going after Attorney General Pam Bondi, who is doing a FANTASTIC JOB! We’re on one Team, MAGA, and I don’t like what’s happening. We have a PERFECT Administration, THE TALK OF THE WORLD, and “selfish people” are trying to hurt it, all over a guy who never dies, Jeffrey Epstein. For years, it’s Epstein, over and over again. Why are we giving publicity to Files written by Obama, Crooked Hillary, Comey, Brennan, and the Losers and Criminals of the Biden Administration, who conned the World with the Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax, 51 “Intelligence” Agents, “THE LAPTOP FROM HELL,” and more? They created the Epstein Files, just like they created the FAKE Hillary Clinton/Christopher Steele Dossier that they used on me, and now my so-called “friends” are playing right into their hands. Why didn’t these Radical Left Lunatics release the Epstein Files? If there was ANYTHING in there that could have hurt the MAGA Movement, why didn’t they use it? They haven’t even given up on the John F. Kennedy or Martin Luther King, Jr. Files. No matter how much success we have had, securing the Border, deporting Criminals, fixing the Economy, Energy Dominance, a Safer World where Iran will not have Nuclear Weapons, it’s never enough for some people. We are about to achieve more in 6 months than any other Administration has achieved in over 100 years, and we have so much more to do. We are saving our Country and, MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, which will continue to be our complete PRIORITY. The Left is imploding! Kash Patel, and the FBI, must be focused on investigating Voter Fraud, Political Corruption, ActBlue, The Rigged and Stolen Election of 2020, and arresting Thugs and Criminals, instead of spending month after month looking at nothing but the same old, Radical Left inspired Documents on Jeffrey Epstein. LET PAM BONDI DO HER JOB — SHE’S GREAT! The 2020 Election was Rigged and Stolen, and they tried to do the same thing in 2024 — That’s what she is looking into as AG, and much more. One year ago our Country was DEAD, now it’s the “HOTTEST” Country anywhere in the World. Let’s keep it that way, and not waste Time and Energy on Jeffrey Epstein, somebody that nobody cares about. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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[–] bvoigtlaender@feddit.org 44 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I always forget that he actually is like that in public. How the fuck did he got reelected. He acts and writes like he's actually 12.

[–] Xande@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 1 year ago

The people that voted for him aren't much brighter but well trained sheeple...

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Not just a regular 12 year old though, a really stupid 12 year old with anger issues.

[–] RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 year ago

There's no way I read all of this and survive.

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[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Uhm

Hmm. Maybe he IS actually raddled by this. I've seen almost this exact style of writing in a friend who ended up being schizophrenic, and I think Trump is quite literally losing his mind. Is it a distraction? Is it theater? I think it's whatever or the heritage foundation wants.

Maybe they told Trump he's outlived his usefulness.

[–] b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 year ago

The Rosie O’Donnell thing was definitely an attempt at a distraction. The pedo knows he’s pedo filth and is rattled. He wasn’t a client of Epstein, he was his accomplice.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He says the files were written by his political enemies.

Pretty sure he's in those files now.

[–] III@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now...? Most rational people were pretty sure he was in those files the moment Epstein was arrested.

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[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 38 points 1 year ago

I thought the files didn’t exist and that he would release them.

[–] sudo@programming.dev 37 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Ya'll gotta read the whole thing because its genuinely desperate.

[–] AlternatePersonMan@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago

My brain struggles to comprehend how anyone follows this idiot. It's so difficult to read through the broken punctuation, general stupidity, and utter gibberish. But I can see that he is still blaming Obama Hilary and Biden for everything ever.

What a tiny, sad, little loser.

[–] tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"it’s the “HOTTEST” Country anywhere in the World" 🔥🔥🔥

[–] Rolder@reddthat.com 22 points 1 year ago

Trump accidentally believing in climate change

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We are about to achieve more in 6 months than any other Administration has achieved in over 100 years

Technically true

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[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 31 points 1 year ago

now it’s the “HOTTEST” Country anywhere in the World

Hot enough for people to avoid it because they're afraid to get burned.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 27 points 1 year ago

Trump is protecting pedos more than the Hitler youth pope.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

Guess his friendship with Epstein was just as fake as with everyone else

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

Epstein didn't kill himself because Epstein never dies.

[–] IncogCyberspaceUser@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can you show some of the responses?

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[–] redsand@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 year ago

Show more. This is quite the melt down.

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