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The United States has again been called to action in the Middle East after Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu warned Donald Trump that Iran was mere days away from releasing the Epstein Files.

“Intelligence says Iran has reached 60 per cent enrichment of the clients on Epstein’s list, and there’s no telling what sort of destruction will be caused when they reach 90 per cent,” Netanyahu told Trump while tapping his nose. [...]

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[–] redsunrise@programming.dev 42 points 1 year ago

I ate the hell out of this onion ngl

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Someone reportedly heard him mumble, "But Mossad has all of Agent Epstein's debrief reports and ledgers."

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 13 points 1 year ago

Damn. I wanted this one to be true.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

Damn.. I believed it until I realized where I was.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 0 points 1 year ago

He is just trying to get Trump to speedrun bombing of Iran