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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 216 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

You can pick up a coffee mug with a $9.99 price tag, then be asked to pay $10.74 at the register. The German mind cannot comprehend this

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 116 points 1 year ago (18 children)

Not any sane mind can comprehend this.

[–] DesolateMood@lemmy.zip 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can comprehend it, but I'm certainly not happy about it

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] DesolateMood@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 12 points 1 year ago

🎶Insane in the taxbrain🎶

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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not only can Americans comprehend it, they actively choose for it to be this way. Macys tried to switch to straight forward pricing and it did not go well for them so they switched back to their bs sales.

[–] frostedtrailblazer@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Imo it would only work here if everyone does it at the same time and if it’s implemented by legislation enforcing it. If one company does it, their competitors can take advantage of the perceived differences.

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[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

I stopped off in Oregon once for some McDonald's. My total ended up being $8.00 exactly and I let out a little smile and told the cashier 'wow perfect, what are the chances'

She looked at me like I was an idiot, and I learned some things about Oregon that day.

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[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 97 points 1 year ago (2 children)

>my citizens in Cities:Skylines

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You’ve never heard of NASCAR. We are good at turning left for hours on end.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You've been turning right since at least '80...and you started far on the right already.

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[–] evergreen@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago (3 children)

As an American, I can ride my mobility scooter for 74 hours and still be in Walmart. Comprend that.

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I really wanna know what they put in to Google to make it spit out that time estimate.

[–] wischi@programming.dev 27 points 1 year ago

Probably a scripted route.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 34 points 1 year ago

Gas is expensive over here.

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[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They've started using traffic circles in my state. They work sooo much better than traffic lights at intersections.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Roundabouts are even better.

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[–] fading_person@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 year ago

Mr bean, is that you?

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

American here, you can absolutely drive at least one more hour than that. Idiots.

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[–] r00ty@kbin.life 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Look kids, big ben! Parliament!

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[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 year ago (13 children)

2,219km is only 1,378mi… that’s about the distance from the southern tip of California to the top of Washington State. Not even the width of the US.

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[–] Soapbox@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You can fit 74 Germanys inside a Texas roundabout. The European mind cannot comprehend this.

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[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (9 children)

do germans move their cars like the flintstones or how do they manage to have fuel/battery for 74hrs?

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Two words: German Efficiency

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[–] GreenCrunch@lemmy.today 13 points 1 year ago

Since you're in a roundabout, you just need a large funnel into the gas tank. Every time around, someone standing at the side pours a bit of fuel in while you pass, so you get a splash of fuel per lap!

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[–] Rookwood@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 year ago (5 children)

America's been adopting roundabouts in the last decade.

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 12 points 1 year ago

Holy shit, they took the same route as my last bike tour!

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