This has killed the lobster.
this post was submitted on 20 Jul 2025
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He's just pining for the fjords
He's dead! Deceased! Bereft of life he rests in peace, if you weren't holding him up to a camera, he'd be happily pushing up the daisies! This is an EX lobster!
Don't misgender her, okay?
Oh, my bad, sorry.
Don't listen to the haters, the only one who needs to accept you is you, girl
And Osiris.
He has no obligation.
Using the toddler ninja move of going limp
Why is it unacceptable?
Its dead. If it were still alive the tail and legs would be curling instead of being limp like that. Ideally you should cook lobster as fresh as possible (alive) because they only stay good for 6-12 hours tops after death.
Don't cook them alive bro. Just a cleaver through the head and a second later in boiling water. It makes no difference in taste/texture but is (possibly) more humane.
Yeah I should have clarified, You want them alive up until youre cooking them. No need to make them suffer any more than needed.
It's too dramatic
Donβt feed the crustaceanist.
My only source for this is watching a bunch of videos by that one lobster fisherman in Maine. I think because itβs a viable(can get pregnant) female which are protected by law and canβt be kept to help populations stay healthy.
You can do this to disorientate the lobster. And even put it into a trance like state if you stroke its head while upside down...assuming its still alive
I think it just wants a belly rub.
That would be a good band name.
Rock (Bottom) Lobster!