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Ah yes... NULL has been shipped
(lemmy.nz)
This happens every time your [object Object] gets stolen
Idk why anyone would ever create a bare Object without subclassing it
For some reason DHL managed to get a null-string into their system a few years back, which meant that any DHL shipments to me - no matter what the seller had entered - had "null" as the receiver in the system.
Everything else was fine, address and tracking numbers sent to me etc - but I did have a few interesting discussions at pickup locations that wanted to see identification matching the name in the system ...
I would be terrified to open that box
I would be terrified not to open that box too.
i wouldn't risk getting sucked into a null hole
C'mon, we all end up at /dev/null eventually. Just don't gaze long into it or it might gaze into you.
Yeah, the moment you look at it you may experience a null pointer exception
you’re worried about nothing
I used to work at a DVD store, and sometimes we'd get a huge box with a single DVD at the bottom, and a ton of those plastic bags full of air to cushion it. When one of those packages arrived, I'd loudly announce, "Thank god! Our air arrived!" Then I'd tear it open and we'd all gasp like we'd been holding our breaths waiting for it.
I hope you post an unboxing video. It could be exceptional…
Do not accept the package! It will cause a segmentation fault!
But we don't reall know until we look in the box
if (packet != null) {
...
}
Your package is set to arrive between the hours of 0 and -2,147,483,647.
"Customers who bought this also bought: VOID"
He’s a cute little fella…
Game over, User wins
Opens package. Contents:
You cannot grasp the true form of the product.
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Pack a bag, we need to be far away from here in the next 3 to 4 business days.... don't ask why just pack!
packsge arrives
open box
NULL.
NullReferenceException. Object reference not set to an instance of an object.
UB must be Undefined Behavior.
On it's way to Null Island
Shipped to undefined
One of these lil guys?
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I've arrived.
Celebrate by ordering some none pizza with left beef.
software gore
There's some decent money to be made in null shipping. For one thing, fuel costs are very low.
Perfect, please put it at the end of my bank account!
Not very functional
Fuckin' love null
Radiolab has an interesting episode about people having to deal with being considered "Null": https://radiolab.org/podcast/null
So that's why my variable can't be null, you're hoarding it to yourself!
My nullo?
You can order whatever kind of callperson you want, we won't judge.
Congrats! Enjoy your null 🙂
Let's hope you're ready to handle this package. Try your best!
This is nothing to worry about
So when the package arrives, how many pieces of faulty software needing to point at it will it be encircled by?
It won't arrive, lets see,... tomorrow. Good! Just around the time I won't be expecting it.
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