Pour milk first, then cereal.
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Tool is overrated, fight me
And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber, and took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmland of our own Midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay, a million voices full of fear. And terror possessed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots. The cries of the carrots. You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust". And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you, Jesus
H2G2 is not funny.
- Why, I could even start a second fight:
Big Bang Theory is funny.
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GNU is bloated beyond belief.
Painted-on eyebrows look sexy.
They said a fight not WW3
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I'm perfectly willing to accept pop tarts as ravioli, and both as dumplings, as long as we acknowledge that both are pies.
However, if we're going to distinguish them, it probably has to come down to whether there's fat in the dough.
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If a pop-tart is a ravioli, have you tried drowning it in tomato sauce and gratinee it with mozarella?
if by tomato sauce you mean frosting or nutella or jam, and by mozzarella you mean chocolate shavings or bits of sweet fruit or powdered sugar....
yes.
Only children stand to wipe.
Data is the singular.
Literal also means figurative.