I think a whole lot of us need to become ICE agents, and fill our quotas by arresting Republicans in red districts.
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Just go to every single house and demand to see proof of citizenship right now. If they go to get a birth certificate, they’re reaching for a weapon, arrest them for resisting arrest.
Flood the camps with old white people, see how fast things change.
its not like we even need a uniform. Just start grabbing fascists and leaving them tied up and gagged near the local ICE office/airport. I imagine the fascists will be thrilled to have offerings dropped at their door, and they will just deport them all to el salvador without any due process. Everyone wins.
Well, that will never work. There is simply not enough money in the budget for student loan forgiveness. And its unconstitutional. And they have to learn pay off their debts for the sake of the generation.
Right?
Christ, how do people wake up every day and figure out new ways to make the world a worse place every single day doing shit like this?
I mean it's not that hard. Think of something good. Now take it away from everyone. Wait a bit. And give it to the bad guys.
With women, it's even easier. Think of a right they have. Now prevent them from using it. Actually this one is far easier. It goes the other way too - think of something women don't agree with, and make them do it.
It's quite a disturbing exercise.
There's an entire industry of think tanks actually making money to do exactly that.
Probably meaningless. I mean, ICE agents don't come across as particularly bookish to me. How many people with an advanced education really want to become ICE agents?
Yea but there are plenty of dumbasses that dropped out and still have student debt
I think you're missing a huge part of the student loan victims of the last generation. These aren't people that were smart or dumb or whatever.
These were kids that were lied to about needing an education to get any job in the future (the lie being those jobs were just disappearing, not changing).
Then every one of them were offered "Devry or University of Phenix" style degrees that were essentially just private companies given free money from the government that the working class would have to pay for.
We’re going to have an evil generation just because of debt. But I guess that’s what drove the third reich too
Good thing those cunts can't read.
Loans are forgiven if you die, right?
Are recipients foia-able?
Presumably they have to identify themselves to get it?
You have to have a degree in being a cunt these days even for ICE?
What's your degree in?
Arson, rape, murder, and rape.
You said rape twice?
I like rape.
Kinky.
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That's an easy one to offer, there'd be noone to take them uo on that