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[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 146 points 1 year ago (3 children)

They are trying, just give them a bit more time and money and money and money and money.

[–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 62 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A little more time and a lot more money. But the savings will be huge. The savings will make the current era of extravagant burning piles of money look like a sound investment. You'll be glad you got in on the ground floor...

We do need a little more time, though. And money.

[–] KnitWit@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (18 children)

Also, water. We’ll take all of that please, just pipe it right over to our spot in the desert. We’ll need some more money with that, of course.

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[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 year ago

Just one more datacenter, bro!

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

and all the water+energy a small country needs.

[–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 46 points 1 year ago

I'm pleased to report that all those other promised utopia frameworks turned out perfect, and aren't in any way still a huge daily pain in the ass. I expect no less from this time around. Computers are finally smart. It's great.

It's the AI that is prone to delusions, or was that just me?

[–] paulbg@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

imagine AI replacing investors and CEOs

[–] Jarme@jlai.lu 2 points 1 year ago

Random machines replacing random machines

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