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[-] SoupBrick@pawb.social 13 points 1 year ago

The toothpaste man knows naught of what you desire, nor does he care.

He saunters away into the darkness

[-] Thorry84@feddit.nl 9 points 1 year ago

Alright, we need to do some research on this right away. How many dentists out of 10 actually agree his motives are unknown?

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

9 out of 10

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

11 out of 10

[-] HexadecimalSky@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Easy, to hunt down professor toothy, porkchop abomination.

[-] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Instead of that unhealthy vanilla fudge ice cream, wouldn't you much rather have a delicious, juicy lamb chop?

[-] lemmyman@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Thank mr dental

[-] ToastedPlanet@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

That is a SCP.

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