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Pesto rule
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This is what you send when people ask for sauce
I need more sauce!
That flyer just keeps getting better, every paragraph.
I made the mistake of reading all the text before looking at the pictures when they should have been the first thing to look at.
I love everything about this. The text itself, the 90s HTML-style formatting, the needlessly explicit pictures, the lovingly prepared sample pack with pesto smears beside it. Ingenious marketing right there. Please tell me this is real.
needlessly explicit pictures
Speak for yourself. The pictures are obviously serving suggestions. Each of them includes the pesto somewhere
Pesto so good, it’ll suck your dick.
I'm just a little unsure what-all exactly is in this special pesto sauce.
I think they banged over the pot.
Their love.
It did seem a bit nutty
i hope this number isn't being used to harass someone
Judging from the pictures, it seems they want some attention.
i mean there's no guarantee the number belongs to the person who posted this
PESTO GOOD 🥵
Anybody else a little bit concerned about their "Putting their love in it" ?
texts Pesto Needs Improvement to the number
Hehe... I didn't even try it. 🤭
Someone please tell me if there's a response when you text.
What a strange Samsung advertisement
Honestly, I think that's an anti-ad. Seeing that can only make someone want to avoid the phone that shoves that on the pictures, right?
407 isn't a BC area code though... apparently Orlando.
I guess they're USA immigrants
I wasn't gonna comment, but the "Galaxy S24 Ultra" watermark made me LOL. Who forgets to turn that off the first 5 minutes after getting their phone? 🤣
Would love to be a fly on the wall at their Christmas party.
this post was submitted on 17 Aug 2025
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