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[-] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Someone’s ancestor prolly just said “buy shitty copper and mark it up, just trust me, buddy.”

[-] hunt4peas@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago

This gave me a chuckle 🤭.

[-] logicbomb@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I also had a sensible chuckle.

[-] Buffalox@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Spot on, and much like reading a 2000 year old book, and believe it contains everlasting truths.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 10 points 1 year ago

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women.

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Also play with asbestos while at it.

[-] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Manufacture Uranium, Nerd. Go Away.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 1 year ago

"I need help finding a job that allows 100% remote work, but these fuckers just keep trying to teach me the secret of steel!"

[-] TomMasz@piefed.social 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I would only have to go back two generations and mine would be incomprehensible (to me).

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Floppingfish.gif

[-] kyonshi@piefed.social 3 points 1 year ago

"If you gonna kill mammoth use the biggest stick you can get" is kind of timeless advice.

Besides mammoths being extinct.

[-] zabadoh@ani.social 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Like Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra!

[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Eating boogers is healthy I heard.

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