Colonisation.

Two middle-aged women screaming at each other as they fight outside a rundown pub in a small, nondescript town at 2am. They're wearing dresses more suited to teenagers than adult women, but they don't give a fuck - its Friday, and they're going to get wasted. A small group of people has gathered round to watch, this being just about the only entertainment available here. In the distance, you can hear a police siren. It seems this will be over soon.

Britain

The Doctor regenerates as Paddington

Cockney stinking eel pie.

shitty food

Queuing. Talking about the weather. Having a pint or a cup of tea at any opportunity and for any reason. Being slightly repressed/reserved. Not actually being British ( most of them identify as something else first - Cockney, Bangladeshi, Welsh, Yorkshire etc. )