Really doubling down on that, "he actually is the antichrist" thing.

Onion?

checks community name...

Sigh...

Might as well. It was originally called that, and the DoD name was always kind of a lame coat of off-white landlord paint.

The Peace President ✝️

Lmfao finally something I'm glad he's doing!

The name change was fucking psychological manipulation for the population. You can't argue against defense department spending as easily as you can argue against war department spending.

Bring it on! Make our jobs easier you bumbling brainrotted doughnut dictator.

Makes that 'are we the baddies?' a whole lot easier to answer.

Department of Distraction from Child Rape Allegations.

It's like a 10 year old boy is leading America

If we're honest, this new name more accurately describes the American military than the word defense does

And this fucker wants a Nobel Peace Prize? smh.

I'm so glad President Trump is focused on the important issues, like renaming bodies of water, mountains, schools, and federal institutions. I didn't need lower grocery prices anyway.

Good.

It should be. At any point in time the US is involved in 5-10 wars since Obama.

Calling it the Dept. of War is honest.

WAR IS PEACE

FREEDOM IS SLAVERY

IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

To be fair, that is a more accurate name for it.

I mean, that's what it used to be called...

more fitting tbh.

This is so sad

Also, I think the entire world may need to prepare themselves for invasion.

I seriously hope that Europe and Canada are preparing because this shit stain will start playing the land grab game soon

Jesus I need to get the fuck out of this country

I... Approve or this?

They missed a great chance to pull directly out of 1984 and call it the Ministry of Peace.

Missed the chance to have a Ministry of Peace.

Anything to avoid Epstein

Release the Epstein files you pedo fucks

Good, that's what it always was.
Less hypocrisy

Who would have thought Americans would be so weak in the face of a fascist takeover. It's truly pathetic.

Broken clocks and all that, fantastic change. No longer can people hide behind the euphemism.

Hey hey look over here! Stop focusing on how Trump paid for trafficking children for sex. Hey hey look over here!

I mean, that's definitely a more honest name, how much of what they do is actually "defense" vs just imperialism

Sounds expensive. How much does it normally cost to rebrand an organisation of this size?

(and that's without needing to rewrite references to it in any legislation!)

I mean...we've been fucking the world up since Korea and Vietnam. Arguably also WW1 (2 we sort of had an excuse because of Japan). And South America before that.

In theory it is the idea that we minimize harm to the heartland by engaging threats/"threats" before they burn down the white house again (mad props to Canada).

But nah. This is just the republicans continuing to be fucking morons. Like when perry (?) campaigned on killing the DOEnergy, got appointed as head, and realized that there were nukes next to all that clean coal.

Sounds like someone is very desperate to keep people from saying WHERE'S THE EPSTEIN FILES???

• Rebrands of Department of War: Navy, War → Navy, Army, Air Force → Defense → War
• Rebrands of HBO Max: HBO on Broadband → HBO Go, HBO Now → HBO Max → Max → HBO Max

Look out neighboring countries, the USA is switching to offense.

president epstein, trying to do anything to not talk about himself. constant threat of tariffs since hes been doing for a while isnt working, he moved onto the troops in LA strategy, followed by faking "health issues", and insulting people. hes going to keep recycling this until people get tired of it go back to talking about the files.