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Not even "pasta"? Tsk tsk.

[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 25 points 1 year ago

It's all 'pasta' in my house. Including the spaghetti.

[-] Mok98@feddit.it 36 points 1 year ago

And it's correct, all spaghetti are pasta, but not all pasta is spaghetti

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago
[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago
[-] tomi000@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Thinking any pasta besides spaghetti is spaghetti requires some major mental gymnastics

[-] LwL@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Bucatini and linguine are pretty similar tbf

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, empty spaghetti, flat spaghetti... you could also add the thick spaghetti : spaghettoni.

[-] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

My wife calls them "noods"(nudes). "Can you grab the pool noods? We're having sketti tonight."

[-] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago

Growing up, my dad would always pronounce it "pasketti", and he'd elaborate by saying "I can't pronounce spaghetti, so I have to say pasketti"

[-] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.org 17 points 1 year ago

Pasta, yes. Spaghetti, no.

[-] hark@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

This plus all the different Italian names for coffee which, as far as I can tell, are mostly just describing the amount of dairy added.

[-] Scrollone@feddit.it 6 points 1 year ago

Not only the amount of dairy.

For Italians, "caffè" is just espresso. Then you have "americano", which is similar to filter coffee even though it's usually made by adding warm water to an espresso.

Then you have "ristretto", which is a shorter espresso.

[-] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago

An americano is indeed an espresso (sometimes double shot) with added hot water. Not Italy specific though, it's just a different thing than filter coffee - but it's true that in Italy you can usually get the former but not the latter.

Some other common coffees: lungo ("long", an espresso that's extracted for longer so it's a bit more "watery"), macchiato ("stained", an espresso with a bit of milk and foam in it, kinda like an espresso version of a cappuccino), macchiatone ("big macchiato", halfway between macchiato and cappuccino), corretto ("corrected", with a tiny bit of liquor, usually grappa or sambuca)

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Just having bought an espresso machine and reading the coffee types listed...

Holy shit this is true, it's like eight types that only vary but dairy or even just the amount of "micro foam" on top.

[-] PhAzE@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Well, if the coffee was in different shapes, they would give them all sorts of different names too, even if its the same thing across the board.

[-] adminofoz@lemmy.cafe 3 points 1 year ago

Starbucks already did it. They welcome all to order their more than 20 oz Venti, their medium Grande or their small Tall. Just don't pretend words have logical meanings while you drink your $10 burnt coffee.

[-] Gwot@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Gnocchis isn't pastas it's potatos

[-] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

And pierogies?

[-] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Its even older than pasta here in europe

[-] Gustephan@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

both sides of the original meme are wrong, cmv

i didn't touch it.

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[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

I’m sorry but if you call gnocchi spaghetti, you’re an idiot.

[-] pewpew@feddit.it 5 points 1 year ago

I must disagree. (not biased btw)

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[-] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[-] plm00@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

My partner and I call them all "noods". "Let's make noods later", "want some noods?", "these are my favorite noods".

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[-] scytale@piefed.zip 3 points 1 year ago

Chocolate flavored hummus is actually pretty great. Makes a great dessert dip.

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[-] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Norwegian here:

  • Long thin stick - Spaghetti
  • Straight tube - Penne
  • Curved tube - Macaroni
  • Bow tie - Farfarelle
  • Made of potato - Gnocchi
  • Sheet - Lasagna
  • Everything else - Pasta
[-] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Where... The fuck... Is the fusilli?!

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