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A million deaths were not enough for NRA
Replace NRA with GOP.
The NRA is pretty weak at the moment. It seems that being infiltrated by a Russian honeypot is bad for business.
https://thereload.com/nra-financial-spiral-slows-as-reformers-cement-control/
It seems that being infiltrated by a Russian honeypot is bad for business.
Seems to be working out fine so far for the GOP
Still baffles me how seemingly the same population went from hating Russia and commies to siding with them no matter what…
It's not confusing at all once you realize that republicans have no principles and will do whatever their strongman/Daddy says, especially when there's money involved.
Just look at the number of them who promptly did a 180 on their beliefs once trump won in 2016. Who can forget Raphael having his wife insulted constantly by and attacked trump himself, only to end up a lap dog for Trump with no real pushback
That snake is eating its tail, they don't survive that.
If the children had assault rifles on them at all times, they could have defended themselves. Assault rifles, pump guns and other long weapons are perfect for children, since they cannot point it at themselves and pull the trigger at the same time. Also to further enhance the safety of your child, just be sure to give them soft point ammo, since it would shatter on impact with any harder wall and avoid ricochet.
Edit: God save President Trump and watch over all of your children.
You had me until trump watching over my children. Please no.
Even better, only give the children crew-serviced weapons. Then no 1 kid can do a mass shooting without teamwork. If the kids see some lone kid in a trench coat trying to lug an M2 toward the school they will have plenty of time to take up positions to ambush them. 1 student can't lift a 155mm shell, but 3 working together can send one every 15 seconds.
I hate it here.
Then maybe someone isn't sacroficing to moloch hard enough?
Americans are gonna close down schools before they take away guns.
When I saw this, I though: what an old joke.
But no. It's not.
Unlike some of the school children, that joke will get old eventually.
Gallows humor is all I have left....
And there is nothing that can be done to stop this, absolutely nothing. I mean, we tried nothing, absolutely NOTHING! and after all that nothing, nothing changed, why can't these stupid lefties get that in their heads?
Actually, they are a little tight, there are some small things we can do. Police can wait outside longer, that way we don't place our cowardly service men to too much danger, can't have them be all stressed out now... We also got bullet proof blankets, active shooter drills and bullet proof backpacks!
These entitled children have nothing to be whining about
yeah but now we need guns to protect against the fascists who always said they needed guns to protect against tyranny…
they tried a few things. they made everyone use (see-through) concert bags instead of backpacks in one local district, and at another they put in metal detectors at all the schools. at the district where they did the concert bags, both of the shootings perpetrated by children in that town since then happened off-campus
I want to sarcastically comment "where were the armed drones to protect the children??!?" after that article yesterday, but I worry people will ignore the sarcasm and think it's a good idea...
I wanted to make a dark comment about how the school says "gate to heaven" on it and yeah, I think we're in similar boats.
See, I didn't even notice that. Now it's way too late to make a joke about guns and flavoraid.
No, thats not in the production environment yet (Texas), its still in testing (florida)
If they deported all the children, they wouldn't be at the school and get shot.
Don’t give them ideas
They wouldn't do that. How would we appease moloch?
Its because of violent video games.
Dance dance revolution was the slippery slope
https://www.polygon.com/2018/3/10/17101232/a-brief-history-of-video-game-violence-blame/
I blame Macarena.
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