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I don't give a shit
We don't have to take any shit from you here.
Take a shit, leave a shit
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Same here. I just abandon it instead of taking, giving or whatever it is that some people do.
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Take ~= have ~= do
Take a break == have a break, but a break isn't a tangible thing, so this is shorthand for "do the actions required to constitute a break"
I don't want to have a shit, either -- I'm trying to get rid of the dang thing!
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I see that.. but I would argue breaks can be given. Therefore one can take a break.
Break being almost a non continuation of something. There are two beings involved. And as you point out, you can also perform action consume a break.
Taking a poop is slightly different because one is giving an offering. Although one can consume poop too but I guess it's a different frame.
Tons of people give a shit tho
Correct, but a different context than OP's framing.
Some leave a shit, some give a shit. Can you give a shit by giving a shit? Hmm. Possible maybe under special circumstances.
Don't mind me, these are poopy thoughts.
I'm just giving you shit
Chinese people say pull a poop, and I think that's beautiful.
Someone’s been listening to George Carlin.
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It's not meant to mean taking a literal piece of shit. "A shit" in this context means the entire act. Take a break, take a shit, take piss, etc., refer to doing the act.
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"I'm going to take a shit."
"Well don't take any of mine! I'm saving those for later!"
Someone here has never cleaned out a litterbox.
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Shit as a verb, not a noun.
That's the bizarre thing about English. Maybe native English speakers don't really think about it, but as someone looking at this mess from the outside, I can tell you that it's really nice when verbs and nouns are distinct.
You also take a shower
Going to the bathroom to leave a shower
Taking a shower's worth of water out of the water heater.
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Take a bow after a performance.
So what do you think happens to all the shit you leave around? Someone's gotta take it.
Sure. But it's not you.
Wait... is... is it you?
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You've never "taken a break" or "taken a time-out" or "taken a nap"?
It's not like "taking a X" is a foreign construct.
I take a break, a nap and a time out because Inwant those things for myself. I don't want shit.
English is the shit we keep taking
I'm going to have a shit. Which doesn't sound quite right either when you look at it that way.
At least in New Zealand that usage would not be that uncommon
Sir, I believe you left this behind.
Under the restaurant table.
Give birth to otters
Growing a smelly tail
Etc
Hanging a rat
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Hey im leaving a shit right now!
I once told a version of this at a stand up open mic, it did very well.
I gift a riverboat to the otter people in exchange for splashy kisses on my cheeks.
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Make a shit
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Ich scheisse.
100% original realization, way to think of it.
One man's "leave a shit" is another man's "take a treasure"
I bag it up to throw at politicians and CEO’s.
Beavis, referring to Andy Rooney on Sixty Minutes: “and another thing. Why do they call it taking a dump? I’m not taking it anywhere!”
Found the clip: https://youtu.be/Wf9QkrC04d8
I run into the stall, push the people off the toilet and jam it into my own ass while it’s still warm.
This comment, officer, this one right here.
Today, in things that make more sense if you're a Red Dwarf fan ... https://youtube.com/watch?v=36xSrKhCojw
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Take a shit break.
Thanks Seinfeld
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