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[-] slate@sh.itjust.works 157 points 1 year ago

Cops don't train like the military, they just dress like it.

[-] Chozo@fedia.io 76 points 1 year ago

LAPD, more like LARP.

[-] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 65 points 1 year ago

Aye, a wise guy huh? Nyuk nyuk

[-] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 48 points 1 year ago

Those guys get an average of like three months training.

[-] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 30 points 1 year ago

And then bring home 6 figures. If nothing else, it pays to be on the wrong side of history.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago

It says that if you're in a union the members should own guns.

[-] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

US Democrats have ~~joined~~ raided ~~the chat~~ your house in search of guns to confiscate.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago
[-] ExtremeUnicorn@feddit.org 22 points 1 year ago

I push my fingers into your...

[-] moseschrute@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

It's the only thing that slowly stops the…

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Someone needs to make this a wojak comic, where a crying policeman wojak gets his eyes gouged by a chad wojak.

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

woob woob woob... why I oughta...

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

At what point do the protesters just start carrying spears?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

excuse me this stick is for picking up trash i have a bad back

[-] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 7 points 1 year ago

I would say "doink", which has a higher pitched sound.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

also it rhymes with "oink", which is pretty neat

[-] trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago

Why I oughta...

[-] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Tbf they have to keep up the pretense.

They can't just do a Tiananmen when cameras are watching. (That why they'll do a no-knock warrant on the organizers after the protestors go home, then fatally shoot them for "resisting arrest", or "I fear for my life")

Also I think they are "Riot Police" or whatever that mean

[-] salty_chief@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

🫷closes I found to stop the unwanted eye massage

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