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It will always be Burma to me.
Isn't that an IV bruise?
Blood thinners and other potential medical conditions + thinning aging skin can lead to easy bruising. Around the hands and bonier areas (joints, shins, areas of less cushion) commonly bruise like this just from bumping into a hard surface.
I work with a hospice patient with liver cancer. Over the last couple months she's been developing bruises/purpura all over her body, some on the tops of her thighs just from resting a tray on her lap.
i was really worried my health was going that direction with the bruising coming out of nowhere, until one night i couldn't sleep and my cat pounced off the seven foot something bookshelf directly onto my lap (barely missed my jibblies) and then directly to the window. apparently he likes it when i make this sound?
Motherfucker is starting to ooze out the evil through his skin
I wonder if he is on blood thinners?
His platelets just hate him
Cirrhosis. The orange finally makes sense
The bigliest liver failure: no alcohol needed.
He has the Marvolo ring now? Motherfucker is going to resurrect Regan with the stone.
He gets darker and blacker, and darker and blacker.
He's got Reverse Vitiligo. Just like 'ol Uncle Ruckuss.
Deport him!
he played that alligator tooth game and lost
Looks like a green nurse tried to find a vein
Is he dead yet?
Almost
If you squint your eyes, it looks like Epstein's face
Is h
He could be a member of the White Glove Society.