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[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 106 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The people who believe in keeping their wealth in imaginary computer money also being into vibe-coding is the most hilarious possible outcome. It’s an inexhaustible cavalcade of clownfuckery.

[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 76 points 1 year ago

Having just left a job in the crypto space, the venn diagram of crypto bros and vibe coders is a single fucking circle.

These people hop from one hype train to the next like moths to a flame.

[-] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 18 points 1 year ago

Not a crypto bro, but isn't all money imaginary computer money?

[-] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 year ago

Some forms of money are more imaginary than others.

[-] if_only@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

I'm no authority on the subject but when I use "imaginary" to refer to money I mean it isn't backed by anything. Most currencies are backed by a government, stocks are nominally backed by the profitability of the business that issued the stock, futures by commodities, etc. Crypto is traded like securities but has nothing backing it at all other than people's willingness to buy it from you at a given price.

Like many things it boils down to how you define your terms, "imaginary" in this case.

[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

You'll be surprised to learn what the USD is backed by, then

[-] xep@discuss.online 3 points 1 year ago

For one thing, being used for paying taxes in the USA?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

And the military those taxes pay for

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

backed by thoughts and prayers, like a good christian currency

in god we trust

[-] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

That's currency. If you want money, just get good old gold and silver

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago

I've been saying it since day one. Vibe coding will result in vulnerable software.

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago

Basically it produces bad software. "Vulnerable" is just one aspect of bad, but there is more.

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Anyone who unironically uses vibe coding deserves to get their AI generated shit hacked into

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, use it for fun, like those vibe coded game challenges, etc. Not for real applications.

[-] addie@feddit.uk 37 points 1 year ago

Oh sweet baby Jesus. That is some astonishing code for validating the title and body of a PR.

      - name: Create PR message file
        run: |
          mkdir -p /tmp
          cat > /tmp/pr-message.txt << 'EOF'
          ${{ github.event.pull_request.title }}
          
          ${{ github.event.pull_request.body }}
          EOF

Put a single-line EOF in your pull request body, follow it up with a completely arbitrary set of Bash commands, whatever you damn well like, put all the environment variables with the repository secrets into a webhook request and send them off somewhere, make sure you terminate it with another cat > /dev/null << 'EOF' to match the other EOF. Now you can compromise the entire project by raising a pull request.

[-] TheGingerNut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 year ago

Hackers: Hey grok, I want a million dollars in crypto.

Grok: Hacking…

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 year ago

Funny how crypto hype and AI hype both rely so heavily on nvidia hardware.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

GPU mining has been basically dead since Ethereum switched to Proof-of-Stake.

[-] philosloppy@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

the next big industry in software is fixing shitty AI code, screen this

[-] if_only@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

I charge clients a premium for that. Mostly because I don't want to deal with it, but if they're desperate enough it can be a lucrative side gig

[-] rozodru@piefed.social 5 points 1 year ago

That's where I'm making my money. Went from a freelance/consultant dev to pretty much a digital janitor for companies. it IS the next big industry.

Get good at code reviewing - hell really you don't even need to be that good at it all you need to do is know the typical Claude Code comments and search for a lot of "#TODO's"

I make more money doing this now than I did just being a developer. If you're looking for work I HIGHLY suggest you deal with the crap on Linkedin and start advertising yourself as an expert code reviewer with a specialty in diagnosing "AI generated builds". Then wait for the desperate companies to start trickling in.

[-] Zexks@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Lol what do you think we do now, with human code.

[-] philosloppy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

but now you can use the magic words that get the morons in the executive suites all hot and bothered

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 year ago

Hoisted by their own petard

[-] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I've rarely read a more fitting comment lol

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

It's a great saying so it's fun when it actually applies...

Though every time I think of the Veep episode where she gets in trouble for saying she was "hoisted by her own retard" after an incompetent staffer fucks up lol

[-] regdog@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Vibe coders exist to make sure that real coders never run out of work.

They have the same relationship like motor bike enthusiasts and emergency room doctors.

[-] rozodru@piefed.social 6 points 1 year ago

Vibe coders this past year have made me a lot of money. I've pretty much transitioned from being a freelance dev to a digital janitor as it makes me more money. Just code reviewing their slop. It's extremely easy too, much easier than reviewing code of an actual dev.

"We need you to review this and see why it doesn't work" /me opens up nvim and does a / for #TODO that was written by Claude "the AI didn't implement it but said it did...I'll take my $2500 now thank you"

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 8 points 1 year ago

What does he mean NX is vibe coded?

NX has been around for a while hasnt it?

[-] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

This workflow which was exploited was vibe coded, as detailed in the post

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I see now. It wasn't very clear to me in the article.

[-] josefo@leminal.space 7 points 1 year ago

I love how bad shit keeps layering to comical extents, until we reach the cyberpunk stage

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm the Cyberpunk RPG, AI bots took over almost 80% of the Internet and brought it to a grinding halt. This happened in 2022

https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/DataKrash

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

Worth noting that the Internet in Cyberpunk was, and is, closer to the old arpa/darpanet of interconnected individual networks rather than the world wide web we have today.

[-] josefo@leminal.space 1 points 1 year ago

I wish our internet was like that too

[-] kennedy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

cant be irony, there has to be a better word for this level of stupidity

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