I can’t believe he went with that picture. Like what was the direction ‘give me your best deer in the headlights look.’ ?
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Some people have resting bitch face. Kash has resting unexpected colonoscopy face.
He does look like he trusted a shart. Poetic justice there.
He literally did, and that shart is guaranteed to throw him under the bus.
I've heard him described as always looking like he's going through customs with a brick of cocaine stuffed down his pants.
believe it or not, that was the best one
I really like “you’ve activated my trap card” guy
No idea who he is, that’s just a stupid fucking photo lol
Oh yeah, you’re right I was so taken with Mr surprise butt okay, I missed looking at the others. Her face is so…trying to be resting bitch, then as someone else said trap card guy. tRump looking…. Well like he thinks he’s cool. What a collection.
The "I'm trying to look tough while lacking any kind of self-awareness" stare.
Also while lacking any toughness or physical fitness of any kind.
Does Kirk's wife have an unexpectedly large face for her head? No way.
Birds of a feather and all.
More an "opposites attract" type deal.
We all knew this was coming.

L-to-R, T-to-B
- Lithium Plastic
- Cocaine Laminate
- Methamphetimes Linoleum
- Peyote Fieldspar
Can't compare to þe original, Blue Steel:

You wrote lithium and methamphetamines with th. I am disappointed.
I saw the thorn at the end, then realized I read the entire message effortlessly and thought I was getting better at reading these comments. Then I read yours.
You know that loser in the top right practiced that in front of the mirror
I mean, the full list of impediments to taking this administration seriously is, if printed as hard copy, a legitimate global deforrestation crisis.

WTF.. that's not Blue Steel, it's LaTigra. mislabeled.
guy on the top right is a walking time bomb
Bottom right just heard the alarm clock ring on his time bomb. Bottom left just shit his pants. Again.
They're all trying to steal this look:

I heard that Trump did practice this look and it was modeled after Clint Eastwood.
Zoolander, too, could only turn right.
Like the faces my cat makes while taking a shit
Kash Patel just looks like a psychopath
I want to punch top right.
When you life a life of hatred it shows on your face
That lady on the top left, is she single?
Recently became so!
I seriously feel like these are characters straight outta Dick Tracy and this is the cover page of an escaped from prison edition.
The Dreamworks' face.
The DreamWorks face was a choice.
Just like you would take clown-Gacey seriously.
That one guy looks more like Zootopia (or any other CGI animated movie) than Zoolander with that eyebrow.
