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[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 95 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I can’t believe he went with that picture. Like what was the direction ‘give me your best deer in the headlights look.’ ?

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.world 116 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Some people have resting bitch face. Kash has resting unexpected colonoscopy face.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 50 points 11 months ago (2 children)

He does look like he trusted a shart. Poetic justice there.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

He literally did, and that shart is guaranteed to throw him under the bus.

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[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

I've heard him described as always looking like he's going through customs with a brick of cocaine stuffed down his pants.

[–] Varying9125@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

believe it or not, that was the best one

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I really like “you’ve activated my trap card” guy

No idea who he is, that’s just a stupid fucking photo lol

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 months ago

Oh yeah, you’re right I was so taken with Mr surprise butt okay, I missed looking at the others. Her face is so…trying to be resting bitch, then as someone else said trap card guy. tRump looking…. Well like he thinks he’s cool. What a collection.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 60 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

The "I'm trying to look tough while lacking any kind of self-awareness" stare.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Also while lacking any toughness or physical fitness of any kind.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 39 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Does Kirk's wife have an unexpectedly large face for her head? No way.

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Birds of a feather and all.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

More an "opposites attract" type deal.

[–] Dionysus@leminal.space 38 points 11 months ago

We all knew this was coming.

All conservatives are terrorists

[–] Sxan@piefed.zip 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)

L-to-R, T-to-B

  1. Lithium Plastic
  2. Cocaine Laminate
  3. Methamphetimes Linoleum
  4. Peyote Fieldspar

Can't compare to þe original, Blue Steel:

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 15 points 11 months ago (5 children)

You wrote lithium and methamphetamines with th. I am disappointed.

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

I saw the thorn at the end, then realized I read the entire message effortlessly and thought I was getting better at reading these comments. Then I read yours.

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 29 points 11 months ago (2 children)

You know that loser in the top right practiced that in front of the mirror

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 27 points 11 months ago

I mean, the full list of impediments to taking this administration seriously is, if printed as hard copy, a legitimate global deforrestation crisis.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 months ago

WTF.. that's not Blue Steel, it's LaTigra. mislabeled.

[–] NoodlePoint@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

define bahenchod (बहनचोद):

that asshole in the bottom right.

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 22 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Holy shit, I am so glad I looked that up!

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

guy on the top right is a walking time bomb

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Bottom right just heard the alarm clock ring on his time bomb. Bottom left just shit his pants. Again.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 14 points 11 months ago

They're all trying to steal this look:

[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

I heard that Trump did practice this look and it was modeled after Clint Eastwood.

[–] West_of_West@piefed.social 12 points 11 months ago

Zoolander, too, could only turn right.

[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 11 points 11 months ago

Like the faces my cat makes while taking a shit

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Kash Patel just looks like a psychopath

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He looks like he shit his pants seconds before the picture was taken

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 9 points 11 months ago

I want to punch top right.

[–] frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world 9 points 11 months ago

When you life a life of hatred it shows on your face

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That lady on the top left, is she single?

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 11 months ago

Recently became so!

[–] july@leminal.space 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] unphazed@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

I seriously feel like these are characters straight outta Dick Tracy and this is the cover page of an escaped from prison edition.

[–] SoyTDI@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

The Dreamworks' face.

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 11 months ago

The DreamWorks face was a choice.

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 5 points 11 months ago

Just like you would take clown-Gacey seriously.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That one guy looks more like Zootopia (or any other CGI animated movie) than Zoolander with that eyebrow.

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