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[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 43 points 11 months ago (4 children)

1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Dammit I really wanted to well actually to brag about my friend's nose whistle act. SHE IS SO COOL

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[–] erie09@lemmy.world 40 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 11 months ago

Yep, Futurama would never fuck up the science

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It’s only blowing, not playing as it can’t reach the keys/buttons/whatevertheyrecalleds

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (7 children)

They are called valves and not pushing any valves is called "playing open". It just produces the trumpet's harmonic series over its fundamental frequency, kinda like a bugle. Most trumpets are Bb trumpets, so dolphins could theoretically play all notes in that series. That's very hard and requires excellent lip control, of course.

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[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You can still play. Just only a few notes.

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Whereas fish can play scales?

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[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Wouldn't Figure 2 be like a person playing the trumpet with their nose? I'm not saying it's not possible, but...

[–] Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

If I'm not mistaken, dolphins can't physically breathe through their mouth. Like, their mouth doesn't have a tube that connects to their lungs. So figure 2 is the only way it could work.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] mienshao@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just researched this and apparently there has been at least one recorded case of a dolphin mouth-breathing. It likely only occurs when there’s something seriously wrong with the blowhole, but it can be done!

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[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

username checks... eww omg

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[–] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 5 points 11 months ago

Jip their blow hole is just their nostrils that moved up to the top of their head over generations.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:

Second of all, we already have 2 at home:

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!!!!!!

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Well, a talented painter after 1600, but butt blasts indeed.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-gassen

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

Back and forth, forever

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 13 points 11 months ago

Here's a carp playing a Western concert flute:

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

1 humans dont play trumpet from there noses

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[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Do you play the trumpet with your nose?

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dolphins don't have noses, and their tracheas are completely separated from their mouths.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Do dolphins get colds? How do they breathe when they have a plug of snot wedged in there?

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Questions I'm not sure I want to know the answers to.

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Oh I do! For us, having that bypass if our noses are plugged is extremely helpful. Do dolphins have those same problems?

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

As someone who regularly aspirates, I feel this.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago
[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Neither

Brass instruments require the buzzing of lips in addition to the air in order to work. Since most of the dolphin's air comes out the blowhole, but that has no mechanism to vibrate like lips it's impossible.

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 5 points 11 months ago
[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Figure 2. Because its silly and I refuse to need a more elaborate reason in a shitposting sub.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Dolphins would probably prefer the saxophone

[–] Twakyr@feddit.org 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I think number 2 would be more effective

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

played trumpet, the air helps but i dunno.. no functional lip interfaces on either orifice... the blow hole still has the most promise.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They might play better with their butthole than these options.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

gonna need a shit valve on that horn

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

As so often: the truth is in the middle

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

the forehead?

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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Like this, according to some expert in this field:

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Second one but it would be fashioned as a hat or an underwater helmet.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Teacher do dolphins have embouchres

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