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[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 141 points 10 months ago (4 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 10 months ago

Made a slightly adjusted version of the meme 😁

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 points 10 months ago

I love everything about this trend and I am endlessly entertained

The camera lens isn't just bending light, it's bending reality itself. That's the only way to capture pop tarts in any appreciable detail at this pup's nose distance. Orbital spy telescopes use similar technology.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 47 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I never thought I'd live to see the day! One tall stack for borsois. One giant leap for pupperkind.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 47 points 10 months ago

We choose to do this, and the other things, not because it is easy , but because it is hard.

This is the other things.

[–] r@piefed.social 45 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Impressive! Your dog is so cute! Also this might sound weird but I love how the puppy reminds me of a lamp. I don't know why lol.

ps: no that was not a typo for lamb. I actually do mean a lamp

[–] localhorst@sh.itjust.works 43 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] RmDebArc_5@feddit.org 52 points 10 months ago
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Thank you, but sadly this is not my dog. I’m just a huge fan and want to share her amazing accomplishments.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

They go by Esperborzoi on FB. I know the dog’s name is Ora.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 10 months ago

Updated the meme

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is the quality shitpost I have come to expect now.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A shitpost so wholesome, of such quality, it has become a compost.

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At what point does it become a grass roots movement?

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You have to bring the seeds first

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[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I showed my wife at 14 and she was not impressed. At 20 she is impressed.

[–] ProbablyBaysean@lemmy.ca 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Wow, 6 years to appreciate puptart balancing. You are committed. ;P

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 months ago

That took me much longer to figure out than I would admit to in person.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So you’re just going to skim over the guy having a child bride?

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

at this point it's less about the dog's stability skill and more about the owner's stacking skill.

[–] IronpigsWizard@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

I'm really proud of this dog.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 10 months ago
[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 10 months ago

I didn't even know we were trying.

That dog is tarted all the way up

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Bet you can go to 25

[–] shittydwarf@piefed.social 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry but weren't we JUST at 14?!? What is even happening

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 5 points 10 months ago

Exponential growth

[–] flango@lemmy.eco.br 9 points 10 months ago

The pinnacle of self control

[–] aceshigh@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Your dog looks relaxed. I tried stacking toys on my pups head and he looked ashamed and uncomfortable.

imminently stackable borzoi.

[–] Focal@pawb.social 7 points 10 months ago
[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Loooooong dog

[–] Skunk@jlai.lu 6 points 10 months ago

Oh nice, now I want the same drawers chest and big mirror for my bedroom (dogo as well if that’s an option).

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This dog is so goddamn cute. What do you do with the pop tarts afterwards?

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 points 10 months ago

Absolutely in-fucking-credible!

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Finally, the future is bright for mankind !

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I REQUIRE MORE

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Ngl, when I was a kid, I thought that our neighbors Afgan was a monkey. I think because of the up curled tail.

Beautiful dog you have there!

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

This is the best thing on the internet!

[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 4 points 10 months ago

They're not wild berry, tho? walks off

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

how many treats between attempts did you have to give it to get this far? lol

[–] al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Who even owns 20 Pop tarts?

[–] antler@feddit.online 4 points 10 months ago

In this economy?

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

The adult, home-made version of pop tarts are amazing.

I've never made these, but this recipe for the crust looks good. I'd fill it with nutella or jam.

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/256479/pop-tarts/

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[–] Fades@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Certified blessed

[–] RedMari@reddthat.com 3 points 10 months ago

Didn't I do it for you

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