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You know it would have cost you nothing to post this right?
it indeed costed them nothing to post this
This is vital lore on how and why Satan has those maggoty cumfarts.
Aww, it's like How I Met Your Mother, Lemmy edition.
My first thought to OP was "please stop talking" - I really didn't need to read this before bed
To not post this?
A sausage is ground meat in an intestinal casing.
If you wrap a whole steak in a sausage casing that's not a sausage. You need to pound that dick before you can call it sausage. So at the start of the process it may be way less sausage than by the end, depending on how you go about it, I suppose.
This serves a wonderful mental image for me to discuss with my psychiatrist.
Would it be more correct to say you both become a Beef Wellington?
Turdickin
When your homies join in.
If you like flavored condoms I am struggling to find a reason why not.
To be fair, it’s normally bigger going in than it is coming out.
Not mine. You wouldn't believe how small I get when I get in there.
I spent my entire teen years and a good portion of my 20s pounding it daily, often multiple times a day.
Suddenly I don't want breakfast anymore..
I want anal sex for breakfast now
Breakfast sausage.
More for me! Hey, by chance, have you ever wanted to become a sausage? You're Sausage Clox!!!!
how do I delete somebody else's post
You turn them into the casing and your sausage into a sausage
Since the anus is between two "buns" (asscheeks), you also could also call it some sort of hot dog / sandwich / burger. Cover the penis with mustard and/or ketchup and it'll be perfect (and since the rectum can absorb salt and sugar, some extra nutrition for the anal receiver too!) ;P
Way too early for this.
Hear me out, if they bleed or got the yellow stains...
I understand bleeding. Fine. But why do you say "the yellow stains" like I should know what that is?
Fluid excretetions :)
Pull out, lick it. Now you've got some iron (haemoglobin from blood) and free gut bacteria. Good exchange. Worst that'll happen to you is diarrhea.
Someone should embroider this on a throw pillow.
If you kiss someone you make a continuous tunnel from your anus to theirs
I'll give you this mate, you always live up to your name.
Hmm very insightful, yes.
Sausage links.
The Human Sausagepede.
HEY! LISTEN!
TIHI
We're all shit sausages.
I think you'd also have to stick you penis through a mincer first; please make sure you do that next time. You surely deserve the darwin award for this one.
Does the mouth not connect to the anus? So oral sex would also make you a roundabout kind of sausage?
I ain't ever seen a hot dog with teeth...
You're missing out on the best types of Wurst my friend.
thanks i cummed
Well I say it's haggis!
Well this is going to cause people to look at Jimmy Dean differently.
this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2025
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