this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2025
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[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 69 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

The one on the left is not chubby πŸ™„

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 42 points 10 months ago

So you don't love chubby girls then

[–] gray@lemmy.ml 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Because it's shit and somebody decided to share

[–] ianfraserkrillmaster@midwest.social 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

all i see is two ladies who would not text you back

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Can you picture any who would text him back?

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 37 points 10 months ago
[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Post your abs Or your fastest mile or shut the fuck up

[–] Amir@lemmy.ml 19 points 10 months ago

The post is definitely shit, but not funny

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 10 months ago

I'm extremely confused

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

What garbage

[–] Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

The girl in the left is what I mean when I say I prefer girls without makeup.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Idk if I'm missing the joke. ? Maybe.

But they both are wearing makeup.

[–] Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You're in a shitpost comm.

The joke is that men don't know what chubby is. My joke is that men don't know what women without makeup look like.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Thank you for taking the time to explain the joke instead of just downvoting me and calling me stupid. Like legit . Thanks. πŸ‘

[–] python@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm built like the left girl and would do terrible violence to anyone who called that chubby 🀷

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 0 points 10 months ago

Left girl is already fairly skinny. Any thinner and I personally wouldn't dare touch her because she might break.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Interesting post history you have there, champ, in that there isn't one. You chose this as your lemmy debut? Good luck!

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world -2 points 10 months ago

OP is stupid, but you've somehow made such a reddit comment that I can't even focus on OP

Can you please delete this? It's genuinely bothering me.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

Skill issue