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submitted 10 months ago by BobbleBubble@retrolemmy.com to c/4chan@lemmy.world

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[–] a14o@feddit.org 69 points 10 months ago

> go to germany
> attempt small talk

i don't know what to tell you buddy

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

And people say Germans are humorless.

That's fucking hilarious!

[–] frostedtrailblazer@lemmy.zip 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

>be Germany

>create a fake language called “Deutsch” just for laughs

>get everyone in Germany in on the joke so you’re all “sprechen sie Deutsch”

>continue pranking tourists for years now, everyone’s gotten pretty good at selling the bit as well

>one day some ‘geistesschwache’ accidentally leaks the script we’ve all been using

>oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck

>mfw people mistake it for a translation guide

[–] harmbugler@piefed.social 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh, OK. Get me a cigarette then.

[–] Saltycracker@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Golden reponse

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 months ago

is this OP trying to start that old keep trading up from a cigarette until you own a house thing and he falls flat at the first pass ?